Do you flush with your shoe in public restrooms?

chiwawa626

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Do you flush with your shoe in public restrooms? You know, like the handel is prolly dirty so u just kick it with ur shoe...
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: chiwawa626
Do you flush with your shoe in public restrooms? You know, like the handel is prolly dirty so u just kick it with ur shoe...

Yep :)
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: kami
I use my teeth.
:Q

Sometimes.

It seems more and more restrooms are using auto flush systems though.

 

kami

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The real question is...what do you do when you walk into a stall, have to take a crap really bad, and the seat is covered in piss? Oh and it's the only stall available and you had taco bell for lunch.
 

AznMaverick

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Originally posted by: kami
The real question is...what do you do when you walk into a stall, have to take a crap really bad, and the seat is covered in piss? Oh and it's the only stall available and you had taco bell for lunch.

you bust an american pie by laying bath tissue on the seat one at a time, then sit.
 

gopunk

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Originally posted by: kami
The real question is...what do you do when you walk into a stall, have to take a crap really bad, and the seat is covered in piss? Oh and it's the only stall available and you had taco bell for lunch.

wipe it off with TP, then put TP over the seat before i sit.
 

glugglug

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Originally posted by: kami
The real question is...what do you do when you walk into a stall, have to take a crap really bad, and the seat is covered in piss? Oh and it's the only stall available and you had taco bell for lunch.

Use the sink?
 

XMan

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No public restrooms for me, I always return to base to offload cargo. ;)
 

kami

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Originally posted by: glugglug
Originally posted by: kami
The real question is...what do you do when you walk into a stall, have to take a crap really bad, and the seat is covered in piss? Oh and it's the only stall available and you had taco bell for lunch.

Use the sink?

Feasible but not very convienent. Plus you have to escape undetected.
 

rudeguy

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Originally posted by: X-Man
No public restrooms for me, I always return to base to offload cargo. ;)

me too...if I really cannot hold it, then I find a compusa...they have the best bathrooms in my area....and yes, I have gone into compusa just to use the bathroom
 

Wallydraigle

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Originally posted by: kami
The real question is...what do you do when you walk into a stall, have to take a crap really bad, and the seat is covered in piss? Oh and it's the only stall available and you had taco bell for lunch.


To better express my feelings towards this subject I have composed the following haiku:



A sacrifice of
Taco Bell, on a piss-smeared
Alter, I will make.


Thank you.




 

Looney

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Originally posted by: chiwawa626
Do you flush with your shoe in public restrooms? You know, like the handel is prolly dirty so u just kick it with ur shoe...

No... i wash my hands anyways, so what's the point?
 

XMan

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Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
Originally posted by: X-Man
No public restrooms for me, I always return to base to offload cargo. ;)

me too...if I really cannot hold it, then I find a compusa...they have the best bathrooms in my area....and yes, I have gone into compusa just to use the bathroom

Yup, If home base is out of reach I designated drop zones where I know they keep them clean. ;)
 

cmf21

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Paper towel or toilet tissue all the way. There's no way I'm going to touch something in a public restroom knowing what some people do.