Do you call flatulences, gas?

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: pyonir
"did you step on a duck?"

did you step on a barking spider?

 

[FoBoT]

i tell my kids i stepped on a frog

 

[imported_nerve]

Originally posted by: Stifko
Just the other day, my g/f fell for the pull-my-finger trick.

She had never heard of that one obviously and I got her good.

Mail order bride?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: spidey07
I always say I'm like Jupiter.

I'm gassy.

lol, that's new to me.

 

[Journer]

fart, gas, 'you smell like shit', did you hear that alabama barkin' spider?
or...listen...its an alabama croakin' frog..

or my all time fav:
"QUICK COME HERE I HAVE SOMETHING SO BAD ASS TO SHOW YOU!! *fart* hahahahaha"

 

[montypythizzle]

I have also said, "Was that a tree frog?".

 

[clamum]

"Farted"
"Sh!t yourself"
"Sh!t your pants"
"Beefed"

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: spidey07
I always say I'm like Jupiter.

I'm gassy.

lol, that's new to me.

It's because I made it up.
:laugh:

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Drako

Originally posted by: BoomerD

And I AM one of the world's largest sources of natural gas...(If Enron would have known, they'd have shoved a pipe up my ass and made millions!

Is that why you are called Boomer?

Light a match and find out...

 

[dbk]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: spidey07
I always say I'm like Jupiter.

I'm gassy.

lol, that's new to me.

It's because I made it up.
:laugh:

:thumbsup: Best one yet. I just bluntly ask, "Did you just bust ass?"