Do you call flatulences, gas?

[montypythizzle]

I don't, I ask if someone "shit their pants".
How about you?

What do you call a fart?

 

[pyonir]

"did you step on a duck?"

 

[vshah]

cut the cheese

 

[Appledrop]

Originally posted by: montypythizzle
I don't, I ask if someone "shit their pants".
How about you?

What do you call a fart?

uhh i call a fart, a fart surprisingly

 

[DivideBYZero]

Float an air biscuit

 

[vshah]

my friend in high school had a bunch of stuff he would say prior to farting:

"Sphincter cannon online"
"Kamehamehaaa" (from dragonball z)
"Silence please, everybody freeze, tada dada da DA!"

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: vshah
my friend in high school had a bunch of stuff he would say prior to farting:

"Sphincter cannon online"
"Kamehamehaaa" (from dragonball z)
"Silence please, everybody freeze, tada dada da DA!"

I bet he was real popular with the ladies.

 

[markgm]

Fart works for me.

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: markgm
Fart works for me.

:thumbsup:

 

[shocksyde]

Bob: Do you call flatulences, gas?

Gas: No, I hate that bitch now. Surely you jest.

Bob: I'm sorry, Gas. I didn't know. And stop calling me Shirley.

Gas: DIAF.

 

[BoomerD]

A fart is just a turd honkin for right-of-way!

But over the years, the various other names for it have been
Float an air-bisquit
Cut the cheese
Air-in--Air-out

and many, many more...

 

[DnetMHZ]

I blame it on barking spiders. (kind of an inside joke)

 

[potato28]

Fart, or the really smelly/ nearing the cloth ones a "shitter".

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
I blame it on barking spiders. (kind of an inside joke)

Not sure how that's an inside joke..."barking spiders", "Arkansas Barking Spiders" are among the many long-time names listed for flatulence...

And I AM one of the world's largest sources of natural gas...(If Enron would have known, they'd have shoved a pipe up my ass and made millions!

 

[Stifko]

Just the other day, my g/f fell for the pull-my-finger trick.

She had never heard of that one obviously and I got her good.

 

[nweaver]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
I blame it on barking spiders. (kind of an inside joke)

those barking spiders get REALLY mean sometimes

 

[nweaver]

Originally posted by: Stifko
Just the other day, my g/f fell for the pull-my-finger trick.

She had never heard of that one obviously and I got her good.

my buddy locks the window while driving down the road with his wife, the rips a nice one off on her...makes her beg for mercy. Gotta love being married, so you don't have to worry so much about it

 

[Drako]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

And I AM one of the world's largest sources of natural gas...(If Enron would have known, they'd have shoved a pipe up my ass and made millions!

Is that why you are called Boomer?

 

[Safeway]

Fart.

 

[*kjm]

Dropp'n A--

And if you?re in bed with the wife ask her if she wants to play turtle

 

[nweaver]

"shhh...." is my leading line usually.

 

[imported_Imp]

Blew it, fart, bam, released, unloaded, dumped minus load, etc. Flatulence and gas are just to sugarcoat the act, and do nothing to describe what occurred. I'm passing gas right now through my mouth and nose...

 

[imported_Imp]

dp

 

[spidey07]

I always say I'm like Jupiter.

I'm gassy.

 

[Nocturnal]

Did you let one go? Did you cut the cheese? I also use the phrase did you sh!t your pants? Or I tell them you better go and check if you sh!t your pants, that sounded kind of juicy.