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Do any girls find this hilarious?

Gross, especially in front of someone else (never found that funny as a teenager). Still, I snickered a little at French's comments, I don't know why.

I also snicker in meetings when someone says "duties."

😱
 
hehehe usually it is me running him out of the bed!
And yes I do believe that is French Stewart (3rd Rock guy)
 
To me, the thing that really makes or brakes fart jokes is the quality of the fart noise. A simple generic fart sound effect always ruins it. Some quiet, squeaker farts would've been hilarious. Or if the first time there was no sound effect at all, just reaction.
 
Farts are a bodily function, the same as any other, and I would not think any such function to be appropriate in mixed company. Like any other bodily function, the after effects are rather distasteful. However, there is a particular adolescent humor associated with the action itself, and as I said earlier in the thread I do crack a smile at French's comments. Perhaps that is the definition of some types of humor, helping us to find humor in what is otherwise just a byproduct of our existence as biological beings.
 
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: MrPickins
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
I never fart infront of my wife.

Why would you marry someone you weren't comfortable enough with them to rip one in front of them? 😕

Would you fart infront of a girl you were on the first date with?

There's a lot of things I would do with the wife that I wouldn't do with her on the first date. It's called getting to know someone. try it sometime.
 
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: MrPickins
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
I never fart infront of my wife.

Why would you marry someone you weren't comfortable enough with them to rip one in front of them? 😕

Would you fart infront of a girl you were on the first date with?

No, but there are a lot of things that change from the first time that you meet someone or go out with them.

You wouldn't walk up and kiss a girl that you were on a first date with but you would with your wife.
 
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: MrPickins
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
I never fart infront of my wife.

Why would you marry someone you weren't comfortable enough with to rip one in front of them? 😕

Would you fart infront of a girl you were on the first date with?

Of course not. First impressions and all...

But, somewhere in the course of a relationship it should become acceptable to fart infront of your SO. It's just a bodily function, why the hangup?
 
Originally posted by: MrPickins
Of course not. First impressions and all...

But, somewhere in the course of a relationship it should become acceptable to fart infront of your SO. It's just a bodily function, why the hangup?

Because, like any other excretory bodily function, there is a proper time and place (the bathroom) to allow it to happen.
 
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: MrPickins
Of course not. First impressions and all...

But, somewhere in the course of a relationship it should become acceptable to fart infront of your SO. It's just a bodily function, why the hangup?

Because, like any other excretory bodily function, there is a proper time and place (the bathroom) to allow it to happen.

So if I need to burp I should go to the bathroom also? Give me a break.

Farts don't need to go down the toilet and, unless you have major issues, yours shouldn't regularly smell like a papermill. More often than not people don't know when you let one loose discretely.

Something tells me I couldn't do the other "bathroom functions" in front of you without you being acutely aware of it.
 
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