Do any girls find this hilarious?

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Gross, especially in front of someone else (never found that funny as a teenager). Still, I snickered a little at French's comments, I don't know why.

I also snicker in meetings when someone says "duties."

:eek:
 

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hehehe usually it is me running him out of the bed!
And yes I do believe that is French Stewart (3rd Rock guy)
 

MrPickins

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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
I never fart infront of my wife.

Why would you marry someone you weren't comfortable enough with to rip one in front of them? :confused:
 

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To me, the thing that really makes or brakes fart jokes is the quality of the fart noise. A simple generic fart sound effect always ruins it. Some quiet, squeaker farts would've been hilarious. Or if the first time there was no sound effect at all, just reaction.
 

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Farts are a bodily function, the same as any other, and I would not think any such function to be appropriate in mixed company. Like any other bodily function, the after effects are rather distasteful. However, there is a particular adolescent humor associated with the action itself, and as I said earlier in the thread I do crack a smile at French's comments. Perhaps that is the definition of some types of humor, helping us to find humor in what is otherwise just a byproduct of our existence as biological beings.
 
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Originally posted by: MrPickins
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
I never fart infront of my wife.

Why would you marry someone you weren't comfortable enough with them to rip one in front of them? :confused:

Would you fart infront of a girl you were on the first date with?
 

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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: MrPickins
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
I never fart infront of my wife.

Why would you marry someone you weren't comfortable enough with them to rip one in front of them? :confused:

Would you fart infront of a girl you were on the first date with?

There's a lot of things I would do with the wife that I wouldn't do with her on the first date. It's called getting to know someone. try it sometime.
 

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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: MrPickins
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
I never fart infront of my wife.

Why would you marry someone you weren't comfortable enough with them to rip one in front of them? :confused:

Would you fart infront of a girl you were on the first date with?

No, but there are a lot of things that change from the first time that you meet someone or go out with them.

You wouldn't walk up and kiss a girl that you were on a first date with but you would with your wife.
 

MrPickins

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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: MrPickins
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
I never fart infront of my wife.

Why would you marry someone you weren't comfortable enough with to rip one in front of them? :confused:

Would you fart infront of a girl you were on the first date with?

Of course not. First impressions and all...

But, somewhere in the course of a relationship it should become acceptable to fart infront of your SO. It's just a bodily function, why the hangup?
 

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Originally posted by: MrPickins
Of course not. First impressions and all...

But, somewhere in the course of a relationship it should become acceptable to fart infront of your SO. It's just a bodily function, why the hangup?

Because, like any other excretory bodily function, there is a proper time and place (the bathroom) to allow it to happen.
 

MrPickins

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Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: MrPickins
Of course not. First impressions and all...

But, somewhere in the course of a relationship it should become acceptable to fart infront of your SO. It's just a bodily function, why the hangup?

Because, like any other excretory bodily function, there is a proper time and place (the bathroom) to allow it to happen.

So if I need to burp I should go to the bathroom also? Give me a break.

Farts don't need to go down the toilet and, unless you have major issues, yours shouldn't regularly smell like a papermill. More often than not people don't know when you let one loose discretely.

Something tells me I couldn't do the other "bathroom functions" in front of you without you being acutely aware of it.