Did you know there's two scoops of raisins...

[SlitheryDee]

Ask any mermaid you happen to see, "What's the best tuna?" "Chicken of the Sea."

 

[cubby1223]

Originally posted by: Special K

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
My baloney has a first name; it's O-S-C-A-R. My baloney has a second name; it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh, I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why, I'll say, cause Oscar-Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

Does anyone remember the parody of this they did on the Simpsons? They showed Rainier Wolfcastle as a kid, and he was acting in a bratwurst commercial. The 'second name' was some ridiculously long german name.

mein bratwurst has a first name it's f-r-i-t-z, mein bratwurst has a second name it's s-c-h-n-a-c-k-e-n-p-f-e-f-f-e-r-h-a-u-s-e-n

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Originally posted by: Midlander
:music: Grab a bucket and mop.
Scrub from bottom to top.

Tell me what does it mean? :music:

Your mister clean!

But thats ok, because I,m Dirt, I'm Dirt I'm dirty, dirty dirt

 

[GasX]

Time to make the donuts...

 

[BoomerD]

A little dab'll do ya.

Protein 21...Feed your hair.

You get a lot to like in a Marlboro...filter, flavor, pack or box.

 

[Chadder007]

Yeah I remember all those.....now all new commercials are for freaking prescription drugs that are overpriced like a mofo.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: cubby1223

Originally posted by: Special K

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
My baloney has a first name; it's O-S-C-A-R. My baloney has a second name; it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh, I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why, I'll say, cause Oscar-Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

Does anyone remember the parody of this they did on the Simpsons? They showed Rainier Wolfcastle as a kid, and he was acting in a bratwurst commercial. The 'second name' was some ridiculously long german name.

mein bratwurst has a first name it's f-r-i-t-z, mein bratwurst has a second name it's s-c-h-n-a-c-k-e-n-p-f-e-f-f-e-r-h-a-u-s-e-n

lmao

 

[greys2k]

Brylcreem..a lil dab will do ya

Reeboks let UBU

Like Mike, if I could be like Mike

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: cubby1223
Will you please pass the Jelly

If its Smuckers, it has to be good.

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: Chadder007
Yeah I remember all those.....now all new commercials are for freaking prescription drugs that are overpriced like a mofo.

Do you think this ever happens IRL?

Patient: Doctor, is Zyban right for me?
Doctor: I really don't think so.
P: Is Previcid right for me?
D: No.
P: Is Spiriva right for me?
D: No.
P: Is Panexa right for me?
D: NO.
P: <flips to second page> Is Lipitor right for me?
D: Uh, NO.
P: Is Aranesp right for me?
D: Gee, look at the time! Well, please pay the receptionist on your way out.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: Chadder007
Yeah I remember all those.....now all new commercials are for freaking prescription drugs that are overpriced like a mofo.

Thats cuz theres gold in them thar pills!

 

[greys2k]

Bell (phone company) "Reach out and touch someone."
Carefree (gum) "Feelin' good about yourself...feelin' Care Free!"
Chef Boyardee (pasta) *singing* "I want hot stuff!"
Chuck E. Cheese (pizza place) "You can smile America."
Close-up (tooth paste) "Want love? Get Close-Up"
Dominos (pizza) "Avoid the Noid."
Dial (soap) "Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everyone did?"
Diet Coke (cola) "Just for the taste of it!"
Fire Safety Commission Smokey the Bear says, "Only you can prevent forest fires!"
Frosted Flakes (cereal) "Show 'em you're a tiger."
Gatorade (sports drink) "Gatorade is Thirst-Aid."
G. E. (light bulbs) "We bring good things to life."
Greyhound (bus) "Go Greyhound and leave the driving to us."
Hellmann's (Mayonnaise) "Bring out the Hellmann's...and bring out the best."
Juicy Fruit (gum) "The taste is gonna move you!"
Kentucky Fried Chicken "We do chicken right!"
Sprite (cola) "I like the Sprite in you!"
Sure (deodorant) "Raise your hand if you're Sure!"
Toy 'r Us "I wanna to be a Toys 'R Us kid!"
Tootsie Pop (lollipop) "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?"
Twix (candy bar) "Keep on movin'...with Twix.

 

[Atlantean]

I am not over 30 and I knew that there are 2 scoops of raisins... They still had that stupid two scoops of raisins commercial in the 90s, though it was a stupid song two scoops of raisins in kellogs raisin bran...

 

[aircooled]

Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific

 

[BoomerD]

"You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent"

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands

Mr. Whipple, Please don't squeeze the Charmin!

 

[Legendary]

I'm 20 and I recognize almost every slogan in this thread, especially Raisin Bran, Reese's, and Toyota.

"You asked for it, you got it. Toyota." <--I hated this slogan. Anyone remember the commercial with a guy getting a haircut, discussing cars and then it just cuts to this slogan? Most pointless car commercial ever.

 

[Legendary]

I'm 20 and I recognize almost every slogan in this thread, especially Raisin Bran, Reese's, and Toyota.

"You asked for it, you got it. Toyota." <--I hated this slogan. Anyone remember the commercial with a guy getting a haircut, discussing cars and then it just cuts to this slogan? Most pointless car commercial ever.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: kranky

Originally posted by: Chadder007
Yeah I remember all those.....now all new commercials are for freaking prescription drugs that are overpriced like a mofo.

Do you think this ever happens IRL?

Patient: Doctor, is Zyban right for me?
Doctor: I really don't think so.
P: Is Previcid right for me?
D: No.
P: Is Spiriva right for me?
D: No.
P: Is Panexa right for me?
D: NO.
P: <flips to second page> Is Lipitor right for me?
D: Uh, NO.
P: Is Aranesp right for me?
D: Gee, look at the time! Well, please pay the receptionist on your way out.

Well I hope this person remembered to consult the doctor before starting any exercise regimen. Afterall, the above mentioned medicines may cause headache, nausea or dry mouth!

 

[SlitheryDee]

Sorry, Charlie.

 

[spacejamz]

my broker is EF Hutton and he says....[room goes silent]

 

[markgm]

:music:magic potty baby your bottle's all gone
potty training time could be so much fun
I put you in your training pants you make me so proud
magic potty baby, I'm so glad that you're mine.
magic potty baby, no water, no mess, new from mattel.:music:

Hello, my name is Teddy Ruxpin, can you and I be friends?

 

[BoomerD]

"we make our money the old fashioned way" (apparently, they stole it!)

run faster and jump higher.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: sao123
Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Green Clovers, Blue Diamonds, and purple Horse Shoes... and Now with new magical red balloons.

Silly rabbit! TRIX are for kids!

Signs you're getting old... I made a reference to this the other day on the WoW forums and it was met with

 

[Ricochet]

Does anybody else remember that whenever you eat a Kit Kat bar you let out a lion's roar?

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: RBachman

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: sao123
Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Green Clovers, Blue Diamonds, and purple Horse Shoes... and Now with new magical red balloons.

Silly rabbit! TRIX are for kids!

Signs you're getting old... I made a reference to this the other day on the WoW forums and it was met with

Heck, when Lucky Charms started, there were only 4 "magical marshmallow " shapes, Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Green Clovers. The rest have come along in recent years...but then again, Fruit Loops used to only have red, yellow and orange too...