Did you know there's two scoops of raisins...

[MisterJackson]

"Where's the beef?"

"It's Shake and Bake, and I helped!"

"Mikey likes it!"

 

[Superself]

good peanuts
good chocolate
equal a veeerrrryyyy gooooooood Bar!

Mr. Goodbar
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Follow your nose.....it always knows! Fruit loops

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aside from commercials....I loved the sat morning educational ones by schoolhouse rock..

electricity eeeeeeeelectricity!!

i'm just a bill, sittin on capital hill.

conjunction junction, whats your function

 

[spacejamz]

don't remember where this one is from...

I bring home the bacon...fry it up in a pan...[forgot the rest though ]

 

[venk]

Pardon me Sir...Do you have any Grey Poupon?

I don't wanna grow up, cuz if i did, I wouldn't be a toys r us kid.

Put the pieces into the slot, make the right connection, but be quick you're racing the clock, pop goes perfection.


It's amazing that I can remember a bunch of these verbatim but I can't remember what I had for dinner last night.

 

[Norton]

Originally posted by: spacejamz
don't remember where this one is from...

I bring home the bacon...fry it up in a pan...[forgot the rest though ]

And never let you forget you're a man
'Cuz I'm a woman...

Enjoli

 

[loup garou]

By MENnen!

(or COStanza!)

 

[phreakah]

don't push me push a push pop

 

[SuperSix]

Originally posted by: spacejamz
don't remember where this one is from...

I bring home the bacon...fry it up in a pan...[forgot the rest though ]

Hahaha..

Enjoli perfume, I believe.

 

[SpanishFry]

Transformers. More than meets the eye!!!

Avoid the Noid.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Hotdogs, Armour hotdogs. What kinds of kids love Armour hot dogs? Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks, tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox love hotdogs, Armour hot dogs, the dogs kids love to bite.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: Ronstang
HAHAHAHAHA....I'm out....going to bed. Later

Nytol will help you get your ZZZs.

No way! He needs Sominex for that :music: Safe and restful, sleep, sleep, sleep:music:

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Originally posted by: spacejamz
don't remember where this one is from...

I bring home the bacon...fry it up in a pan...[forgot the rest though ]

You must be an Aqua Velva man

 

[cubby1223]

Will you please pass the Jelly

 

[JS80]

I LOVE WHAT YOU DO FOR ME, TOYOTA!~

 

[SlitheryDee]

My baloney has a first name; it's O-S-C-A-R. My baloney has a second name; it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh, I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why, I'll say, cause Oscar-Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Dippty Dew! A little dab el do yah!

Mr Whipple says "Please, don't squeeze the charmin"

Anybody remember the tiger tails you used to get at Exxon stations to hang from your gas cap? "Put a tiger in your tank"

 

[aircooled]

My Baloney Has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R......

 

[Special K]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
My baloney has a first name; it's O-S-C-A-R. My baloney has a second name; it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh, I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why, I'll say, cause Oscar-Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

Does anyone remember the parody of this they did on the Simpsons? They showed Rainier Wolfcastle as a kid, and he was acting in a bratwurst commercial. The 'second name' was some ridiculously long german name.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: thirdeye
Haha these crack me up.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

A one, a two, a three *CRUNCH*; a three.

 

[kranky]

Yellow and blue make green.
Our prices are...INSANE!
Ch-ch-ch-chia!
Double your pleasure, double your fun...
Little. Yellow. Different. Better.
Kid tested, mother approved.

 

[Midlander]

Tastes like wild hickory nuts.

 

[GasX]

Mikey likes it!

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: sao123
Alpha bits - They're A-B-C-Delicious!

It's a honey of an O. It's Honey Nut Cheerios!


Ok... but I really miss that commercial with the paradropping squirrels!!!!!
CLUSTERS!!!!

Wow I just realized how perv that is. It's a derivation from "it's a hell of an O(rgasm)"

 

[WhiteKnight]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: thirdeye
Haha these crack me up.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

A one, a two, a three *CRUNCH*; a three.

I think you mean, "One, a twhooooo, three... *CRUNCH*, three."

Over 30? I'd say more like over 22.
<-- 24

Edit: Or younger if you had older siblings

 

[Midlander]

:music: Grab a bucket and mop.
Scrub from bottom to top.

Tell me what does it mean? :music: