did you ever call a teacher "mom"?

Fayd

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of all the memories of my childhood, for some reason this sticks out as the most embarrassing series.

i think i've called every one of my teachers mom at least once accidentally up through 6th grade mom. (maybe later, cant remember tho.) addressing a woman as a child, it just slips out. 0.0

odd things to remember and still be embarrassed over, to be sure.
 

Lonyo

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Yes I did.
Mainly because my teacher was my mother from the ages of about 7 to 11.
 

Auggie

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ha, I did this at least once in elementary school. it's true. and it's also very embarassing.

of course, I still remember one time my dad and I were standing in line at a pizza shop when I was probably 3 years old (very early memory). I remember standing next to my dad and grabbing his leg. then I turned away for a second to do something, and i turned back around and grabbed what I thought was his leg again, but it was someone else's, and I remember crying and making a scene, being embarrassed or scared, or something. the best part is that I remember that every time I still go to that pizza parlor, because it's still there today and it's damn good - but it's still odd to have a very early memory about a public place and still be able to go to where it happened - that was 24 years ago!

I know, my story is excellent, I'm sure you guys would read it again, A++++, right? :)
 

TruePaige

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Originally posted by: Auggie
ha, I did this at least once in elementary school. it's true. and it's also very embarassing.

of course, I still remember one time my dad and I were standing in line at a pizza shop when I was probably 3 years old (very early memory). I remember standing next to my dad and grabbing his leg. then I turned away for a second to do something, and i turned back around and grabbed what I thought was his leg again, but it was someone else's, and I remember crying and making a scene, being embarrassed or scared, or something. the best part is that I remember that every time I still go to that pizza parlor, because it's still there today and it's damn good - but it's still odd to have a very early memory about a public place and still be able to go to where it happened - that was 24 years ago!

I know, my story is excellent, I'm sure you guys would read it again, A++++, right? :)

"Cool Story Bro!" :)
 

Fayd

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Originally posted by: Auggie
ha, I did this at least once in elementary school. it's true. and it's also very embarassing.

of course, I still remember one time my dad and I were standing in line at a pizza shop when I was probably 3 years old (very early memory). I remember standing next to my dad and grabbing his leg. then I turned away for a second to do something, and i turned back around and grabbed what I thought was his leg again, but it was someone else's, and I remember crying and making a scene, being embarrassed or scared, or something. the best part is that I remember that every time I still go to that pizza parlor, because it's still there today and it's damn good - but it's still odd to have a very early memory about a public place and still be able to go to where it happened - that was 24 years ago!

I know, my story is excellent, I'm sure you guys would read it again, A++++, right? :)

did that too...also VERY embarrassing.
 

Fayd

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Originally posted by: Looney
Originally posted by: Fayd
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: Fayd
Originally posted by: zinfamous
this is weird.

i'm not asking if you ever thought your teacher was your mother...

what's so wierd?

Freud would tell you to have a seat on his couch. ;)

sometimes slips of the tongue simply are just that ;)

Not when you've said that to every teacher.

k-6... -4(it was a guy... so not 4th grade.) 6 teachers.

that's not *every* teacher...
 

Dualist

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Never have called my teachers that when I was in grade school. I may have remember calling a few teachers by the wrong name, mainly because I was too nervous in class.
 

grrl

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>>did you ever call a teacher "mom"?

Yes, everyday. My mother was a teacher.
 

Fritzo

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I did...and it was really awkward at the time because I was screwing her :(
 

amdhunter

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I called my teacher mom one time in high school. Needless to say, he was very upset.
 

shortylickens

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Not personally, but a friend of mine called Mr Perinne "dad" once.
That was 5th grade and I never saw or heard about a kid doing that ever again.
 

glenn beck

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Ralphie: "Will you open my milk for me mommy?"

Teacher: "I'm not your mommy Ralphie"
 

ConstipatedVigilante

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Originally posted by: glenn beck
Ralphie: "Will you open my milk for me mommy?"

Teacher: "I'm not your mommy Ralphie"

I said it to a couple of my teachers in grade school, and upon saying it they just laugh a little and act like it didn't happen. They probably treat it as a compliment.