Throckmorton
Lifer
If you spray a very thin oil (0W-20?) into the cylinders, will it seep down to the piston rings?
That would be a lot of effort...5. Pop off the fuel injectors and spray it and the insides with oil - what kind of oil?
Ah crap. So I popped in a new battery. Put some new fuel in there along with the fuel water remover I already put in.
I turn the key and nothing. Nothing turns, no sounds, nothing. I get a red battery light icon and a red oil icon on the dash. That's it.
What could be wrong?
Sounds like the starter solenoid might be stuck, give the starter a couple of good whacks with a wrench and see if it starts.
The other possibility is some critter decided that the wiring made a good home and chewed the cables going to the starter to bits.
That would be a lot of effort...
and pointless IMHO
Ah crap. So I popped in a new battery. Put some new fuel in there along with the fuel water remover I already put in.
I turn the key and nothing. Nothing turns, no sounds, nothing. I get a red battery light icon and a red oil icon on the dash. That's it.
What could be wrong?
If its stick have you tried pushing it
Simplest route first. Put the new battery on a bench charger overnight and then try again. Or just try really giving the connections a good cleaning.
ZV
Ok, so this is what I plan on doing:
1. I've already added the HEET Fuel Water Remover
2. I got a new battery - old battery is beyond dead and disposed of already
3. I'll try turning on the car
4. Immediately go to change the oil.
For future periods of extended storage I'm going to:
1. Make sure all fluids and oil and filter are new.
2. Get 4 jacks STANDS and 1 jack and raise it so there's not as much pressure to make the tires go flat, but I won't raise it so much that the wheels hang (bad for suspension)
3. Put fuel stabilizer in the tank.
4. Have the tank be as empty as possible.
5. Pop off the fuel injectors and spray it and the insides with oil - what kind of oil?
6. Take out the battery. Do I have to hook up the batter to a trickle charger somewhere? Would leaving a disconnected battery sitting for a couple years by itself irreparably damage it (eat through the plates, lead to sulphination, etc)?
I'm about to go shopping in a few minutes.
Well, I cleaned the main connections really good and still the same symptoms. I'd bet it's a short somewhere. I mean, the needles jump by themselves...
I put fuel stabilizer in the tank. Put it on 4 jack stands (the wheels are floating a bit - the stands weren't short enough to allow me to just take a little bit of pressure off the wheels). How bad is this for suspension?
I disconnected the battery and I'm just going to leave it disconnected in the engine bay for a year or so or whenever I can get back to the car. Bad idea?
I just really don't have time to fix the car right now.
We all do stupid stuff but most of us are too embarassed to post about it.
There should be a FBB sitcom.
Clean the main chassis ground and the starter terminals too. If there's a fuse block on the main positive lead off the battery (I've seen that on some Toyotas) clean that out thoroughly too. This really isn't something that should take more than an hour or so. There was a reason I listed more things to clean than just the battery connections.
You should, at the very least, leave the battery connected to a float charger. Otherwise it'll just be dead when you get back to it.
Leaving the car with the wheels off the ground won't hurt the suspension a bit.
ZV
I'm sure that the battery will be discharged by the time that I get back, but would this discharge basically destroy the battery?
Probably not but it will significantly lower it's lifespan. A trickle charger is the way to go.