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Zysoclaplem

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In my dream...

I was at work and me and another guy discovered a secret passage behind a painting and we could travel through space and time and clock in one second and out another but still get our 8 hours.

Then...

I was walking up to my desk and there were people all standing around wanting stuff. I did some work for the first guy, but the second guy asked me to do something very strange.
He wanted me to trap a quail in a net and bash it's head in with a 10lb weight and then draw it.
I told him no. He looked at me and said if I didn't than I was going to be fired. I told him to fire me. He couldn't because he had no power over who was fired and who was not.
He told me I was fired. I started to leave but I asked my boss, and he said I was not fired and to tell the guy to fsck off. The guy turned into a girl and I told her to fsck off. She got mad and walked away.

Then...

I was standing in the kitchen with a guy I know. Not my SO.
Someone who represents a lot of sexual and mental temptation for me in my life right now.
And we were talking. And then he leaned me over the counter and kissed me. Not passionately. Just a wonderful small kiss. Regardless I was breathless and speechless.

Then...

My alarm went off.
 
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Alone

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Nov 19, 2006
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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: Alone
All signs point to gay.
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Is this your professional opinion?
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Pretty much.

I'm not really sure what you want. You've stated that you have desire for this person, and the dream clearly shows that. The rest is probably just a bunch of fluff around the fact that you have some certain problems at work. Perhaps someone is being a dick who likes to think he has some authority over you, but maybe doesn't.

Dreams don't always have a deeper meaning, but if you look long enough, you might just create one. Don't dwell on dreams, they just cause problems.
 
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DaShen

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Dec 1, 2000
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Originally posted by: Alone
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: Alone
All signs point to gay.
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Is this your professional opinion?
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Pretty much.

I'm not really sure what you want. You've stated that you have desire for this person, and the dream clearly shows that. The rest is probably just a bunch of fluff around the fact that you have some certain problems at work. Perhaps someone is being a dick who likes to think he has some authority over you, but maybe doesn't.

Dreams don't always have a deeper meaning, but if you look long enough, you might just create one. Don't dwell on dreams, they just cause problems.
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Agreed.

Some dreams can be interpretted, some you can psychoanalyze to death, but there are better ways to figure out issues in your life.
 
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Roguestar

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Aug 29, 2006
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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: Roguestar
It's just a freaking dream.
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No no there was no freaking going on. :(
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Damn man you're doing it wrong, then ;).

All my best dreams involve freaking. :cool:







That, or the power of flight and a distinctly real sensation that confuses me when I wake and can't fly any more :(.
 
IronWing

IronWing

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He wanted me to trap a quail in a net and bash it's head in with a 10lb weight and then draw it.
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The quail represents your personal freedom. The 10 lb weight is your looming commitment to your SO. You reject that commitment and your SO fires you and turns into a girl so he is no longer on your desirables list. The boss clarifies that there was no real commitment so you can't be fired. You are free. The cute guy shows up out of the blue to tell you of the endless possibilites of your new freedom.
 
meltdown75

meltdown75

Lifer
Nov 17, 2004
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Passageway
To discover secret passageways in your dream, parallels to something new and/or exciting that is occurring in your waking life. It may refer to new opportunities, a new relationship, or a new attitude toward life. If you wake up before fully exploring these passageways, then it suggests that you may not know how to go about taking advantage of these opportunities or how to move forward with a relationship. Perhaps the newness and uncertainty of this discovery also makes you a little more cautious. This is a positive dream.

Painting
To see a painting in your dream, represents your need for self-expression. The painting is symbolic of your intuition and inner realizations.

Time Travel
To dream about time travel, indicates your wish to escape from your present reality. You want to go back into the past or jump forward to the future to a period where your hopes are realized. This type also represents your romantic nature or your desire to romanticize everything.

Quail
To see a live quail in your dream, symbolizes good fortune.
To see a dead quail in your dream, symbolizes bad luck, especially in gambling.
To shoot a quail in your dream, foretells of an argument with your best friend.
To eat quail in your dream. forewarns of danger over extravagant spending.

Kitchen
To see a kitchen in your dream, signifies your need for warmth and spiritual nourishment. It may also be symbolic of the nurturing mother. Alternatively the kitchen, represents a transformation.

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Psychobabble stolen from: text enjoy!
 
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illusion88

Lifer
Oct 2, 2001
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You don't like your job but you don't want to quit because of the money. You wish you could fsck around all day and get paid for it (clocking in for one second but getting paid for 8 hours).

Quit your job and do something that you love. Screw the money, you can work around it.

The women is your uber secret super deep desire to be with a women. Don't try it out. It will only end in tears.

And the tempting dude in your dream is just a fantesy. Enjoy it in your dreams but not in the waking life. That will also end in the tears of the current SO.
 
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torpid

Lifer
Sep 14, 2003
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Bored and wishing for more excitement, in one case as it relates to work, in the other as it relates to romance.
 
moshquerade

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
In my dream...

I was at work and me and another guy discovered a secret passage behind a painting and we could travel through space and time and clock in one second and out another but still get our 8 hours.

Then...

I was walking up to my desk and there were people all standing around wanting stuff. I did some work for the first guy, but the second guy asked me to do something very strange.
He wanted me to trap a quail in a net and bash it's head in with a 10lb weight and then draw it.
I told him no. He looked at me and said if I didn't than I was going to be fired. I told him to fire me. He couldn't because he had no power over who was fired and who was not.
He told me I was fired. I started to leave but I asked my boss, and he said I was not fired and to tell the guy to fsck off. The guy turned into a girl and I told her to fsck off. She got mad and walked away.

Then...

I was standing in the kitchen with a guy I know. Not my SO.
Someone who represents a lot of sexual and mental temptation for me in my life right now.
And we were talking. And then he leaned me over the counter and kissed me. Not passionately. Just a wonderful small kiss. Regardless I was breathless and speechless.

Then...

My alarm went off.
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it's that guy who sneakingly viewed your sex tapes. :Q
 
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Zysoclaplem

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Sep 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
In my dream...

I was at work and me and another guy discovered a secret passage behind a painting and we could travel through space and time and clock in one second and out another but still get our 8 hours.

Then...

I was walking up to my desk and there were people all standing around wanting stuff. I did some work for the first guy, but the second guy asked me to do something very strange.
He wanted me to trap a quail in a net and bash it's head in with a 10lb weight and then draw it.
I told him no. He looked at me and said if I didn't than I was going to be fired. I told him to fire me. He couldn't because he had no power over who was fired and who was not.
He told me I was fired. I started to leave but I asked my boss, and he said I was not fired and to tell the guy to fsck off. The guy turned into a girl and I told her to fsck off. She got mad and walked away.

Then...

I was standing in the kitchen with a guy I know. Not my SO.
Someone who represents a lot of sexual and mental temptation for me in my life right now.
And we were talking. And then he leaned me over the counter and kissed me. Not passionately. Just a wonderful small kiss. Regardless I was breathless and speechless.

Then...

My alarm went off.
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it's that guy who sneakingly viewed your sex tapes. :Q
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No no lol.
It's someone else.
 
moshquerade

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
In my dream...

I was at work and me and another guy discovered a secret passage behind a painting and we could travel through space and time and clock in one second and out another but still get our 8 hours.

Then...

I was walking up to my desk and there were people all standing around wanting stuff. I did some work for the first guy, but the second guy asked me to do something very strange.
He wanted me to trap a quail in a net and bash it's head in with a 10lb weight and then draw it.
I told him no. He looked at me and said if I didn't than I was going to be fired. I told him to fire me. He couldn't because he had no power over who was fired and who was not.
He told me I was fired. I started to leave but I asked my boss, and he said I was not fired and to tell the guy to fsck off. The guy turned into a girl and I told her to fsck off. She got mad and walked away.

Then...

I was standing in the kitchen with a guy I know. Not my SO.
Someone who represents a lot of sexual and mental temptation for me in my life right now.
And we were talking. And then he leaned me over the counter and kissed me. Not passionately. Just a wonderful small kiss. Regardless I was breathless and speechless.

Then...

My alarm went off.
Click to expand...

it's that guy who sneakingly viewed your sex tapes. :Q
Click to expand...

No no lol.
It's someone else.
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the sneaky video viewer took this other guy's form! :Q
 
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Zysoclaplem

Diamond Member
Sep 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
In my dream...

I was at work and me and another guy discovered a secret passage behind a painting and we could travel through space and time and clock in one second and out another but still get our 8 hours.

Then...

I was walking up to my desk and there were people all standing around wanting stuff. I did some work for the first guy, but the second guy asked me to do something very strange.
He wanted me to trap a quail in a net and bash it's head in with a 10lb weight and then draw it.
I told him no. He looked at me and said if I didn't than I was going to be fired. I told him to fire me. He couldn't because he had no power over who was fired and who was not.
He told me I was fired. I started to leave but I asked my boss, and he said I was not fired and to tell the guy to fsck off. The guy turned into a girl and I told her to fsck off. She got mad and walked away.

Then...

I was standing in the kitchen with a guy I know. Not my SO.
Someone who represents a lot of sexual and mental temptation for me in my life right now.
And we were talking. And then he leaned me over the counter and kissed me. Not passionately. Just a wonderful small kiss. Regardless I was breathless and speechless.

Then...

My alarm went off.
Click to expand...

it's that guy who sneakingly viewed your sex tapes. :Q
Click to expand...

No no lol.
It's someone else.
Click to expand...

the sneaky video viewer took this other guy's form! :Q
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Noooooooooooooooooooooo
 
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uli2000

Golden Member
Jul 28, 2006
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repressed latent homosexuality, and I didnt even need to read what you wrote to come up with that!
 
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BAMAVOO

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Oct 9, 1999
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The quail represents GAY and you want to kill being gay, but you just can't make yourself.

The Guy turning into a GIRL is another sign you want to quit being gay.

Dude, kissing another dude, just ruined the entire meaning of the dream.
 
Oceandevi

Oceandevi

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Jan 20, 2006
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What about robot spider suits?

okok here I have it
robot explained
To see a robot in your dream, indicates that you are going about life in a mechanical and rigid way. You have lost the ability to express your feelings. Alternatively, a robot may symbolize the way you view your working life.

ok.....

spider explained
To see a spider in your dream, indicates that you are feeling like an outsider in some situation. Or that you may want to keep your distance and stay away from an alluring and tempting situation. The spider is also symbolic of feminine power. Alternatively, a spider may refer to a powerful force protecting you against your self-destructive behavior. If you kill a spider, it symbolizes misfortune and general bad luck.

To see a spider spinning a web in your dream, signifies that you will be rewarded for your hard work. You will soon find yourself promoted in your job or recognized for your achievement in a difficult task. Spiders are a symbol of creativity due to the intricate webs they spin. On a negative note, spiders may indicate a feeling of being entangled or trapped in a sticky or clingy relationship. It represents some ensnaring and controlling force. You may feel that someone or some situation is sucking the life right out of you.

To see a spider climbing up a wall in your dream, denotes that your desires will be soon be realized.

To dream that you are bitten by a spider, represents a conflict with your mother or some dominant female figure in your life. The dream may be a metaphor for a devouring mother or the feminine power to possess and entrap. Perhaps you are feeling trapped by some relationship.

so if you are inside a giant spider robot suit and you kill your mirror image giant spider suited self at the same time he kills you, what does that mean?
 
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