Diagnose my dream

[Nocturnal]

It's all due to you touching yourself at night.

 

[effee]

you are hiro nakamura

 

[biggestmuff]

Hmmm. Lots of guys in that dream.

You and a dude go into a tunnel? heehee [chuckle]

 

[Coquito]

I was walking up to my desk and there were people all standing around wanting stuff. I did some work for the first guy, but the second guy asked me to do something very strange.
He wanted me to trap a quail in a net and bash it's head in with a 10lb weight and then draw it.
I told him no. He looked at me and said if I didn't than I was going to be fired. I told him to fire me. He couldn't because he had no power over who was fired and who was not.
He told me I was fired. I started to leave but I asked my boss, and he said I was not fired and to tell the guy to fsck off. The guy turned into a girl and I told her to fsck off. She got mad and walked away.

Your a sucker. Stop letting people walk all over you.

Can I borrow a $20? You know I'm good for it.