JulesMaximus
No Lifer
- Jul 3, 2003
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"You will give your rifle a girls name, because that's the only pussy you'll be getting for a long time."
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
"You will give your rifle a girls name, because that's the only pussy you'll be getting for a long time."
Originally posted by: shimsham
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
"You will give your rifle a girls name, because that's the only pussy you'll be getting for a long time."
Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: shimsham
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
"You will give your rifle a girls name, because that's the only pussy you'll be getting for a long time."
Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!
Are you kidding? 90% of ATOT has never touched a girl let alone seen a pair of panties. :laugh:
Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: pontifex
Psychiatrist: "You are gay. You are gay. You are a homosexual. The opposite of straight, you're gay. I know it. Your family knows it. Dogs know it. Everyone seems to know it except you."
Scientist: I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Uh, right, and what's positive about that?
Scientist: Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Couldn't it also give worms to ex-boyfriends?
Scientist: This is a drug... for the world... to give worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Well, great. Thanks for stopping by.
Scientist: You just don't get it here! Huhoooo!
Wally's wife: Kids, where's your Father?
Daughter: He's upstairs masturbating to gay porn.
Wally's wife: Again?
Cop #1: Hey, didya see that, uh, Nina Bedford show this morning?
Cop #2: Yeah, that uh... thing about toast-fvcking.
Cop #1: ...toast-fvcking?
Cop #2: Yeah - it's the new thing where you fvck or get fvcked with toast.
Cop #1: No, the... the show this morning was about that new drug.
Cop #2: Oh. Must have been a dream I had.
What movies are those from?
