Describe ATOT with a movie quote

[MisterJackson]

"Do I look like a blond with big tits and an @ss that tastes like French Vanilla ice cream?!?! No?! Well then, why are you trying to fvck me?"

 

[MisterJackson]

Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!


Joe Dirt: That sh1t'll buff out.

 

[linkgoron]

Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul

"You can't handle the truth!"

I think that's for P&N...

 

[GasX]

You're a crook! You're a cheat and a swindler! How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little boy's hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster!

 

[bigrash]

"Idiots" - Napoleon Dynamite

 

[ForumMaster]

WORST FORUM EVER!
- adapted from Comic Book guy's many ranting. put and extra emphasis on the EVER.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: arcenite
"...I'll be back"

Same

 

[NuclearNed]

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: CVSiN
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul

i believe this is, how do you say it, TEH WINNAR!!

 

[captains]

it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again

 

[JRich]

"A jelly doughnut?"

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: captains
it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again

LMFAO

 

[pontifex]

Psychiatrist: "You are gay. You are gay. You are a homosexual. The opposite of straight, you're gay. I know it. Your family knows it. Dogs know it. Everyone seems to know it except you."



Scientist: I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Uh, right, and what's positive about that?
Scientist: Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Couldn't it also give worms to ex-boyfriends?
Scientist: This is a drug... for the world... to give worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Well, great. Thanks for stopping by.
Scientist: You just don't get it here! Huhoooo!

Wally's wife: Kids, where's your Father?
Daughter: He's upstairs masturbating to gay porn.
Wally's wife: Again?


Cop #1: Hey, didya see that, uh, Nina Bedford show this morning?
Cop #2: Yeah, that uh... thing about toast-fvcking.
Cop #1: ...toast-fvcking?
Cop #2: Yeah - it's the new thing where you fvck or get fvcked with toast.
Cop #1: No, the... the show this morning was about that new drug.
Cop #2: Oh. Must have been a dream I had.

 

[fire400]

Originally posted by: shimsham
'Sometimes it's a hard world for small things.'

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

hell i like you. you can come over to my house and fvck my sister.

 

[scottish144]

Oo oo oo oo ah ah ah [monkey sounds + 2001 A Space Odyssy Theme]
*grabs bone to smash computer...*
Derrick: No Hansel stop! If we do that, we're no better then the machine.

-Zoolander

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

I'm not sure, but I think it's is probably something one of Pauly Shore's characters said.

 

[scottish144]

Bert (over radio): YEAH WE DID IT!!! WE KILLED THAT MOTHERH%MPER!!!
Jack: Thats good but be advised that there are 4, repeat, 4 more motherh%mpers.

-Tremors

 

[MaxDepth]

For all the YAGT threads: "She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen. "

For all those n00b posts: ""If one could shame a coward," I felt, "one might help him to gain his self-respect." This was on my mind. Now, I freely admit my method was wrong. But I hope you can understand my motive, and accept this apology. "

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: pontifex
Psychiatrist: "You are gay. You are gay. You are a homosexual. The opposite of straight, you're gay. I know it. Your family knows it. Dogs know it. Everyone seems to know it except you."



Scientist: I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Uh, right, and what's positive about that?
Scientist: Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Couldn't it also give worms to ex-boyfriends?
Scientist: This is a drug... for the world... to give worms to ex-girlfriends.
Don: Well, great. Thanks for stopping by.
Scientist: You just don't get it here! Huhoooo!

Wally's wife: Kids, where's your Father?
Daughter: He's upstairs masturbating to gay porn.
Wally's wife: Again?


Cop #1: Hey, didya see that, uh, Nina Bedford show this morning?
Cop #2: Yeah, that uh... thing about toast-fvcking.
Cop #1: ...toast-fvcking?
Cop #2: Yeah - it's the new thing where you fvck or get fvcked with toast.
Cop #1: No, the... the show this morning was about that new drug.
Cop #2: Oh. Must have been a dream I had.

What movies are those from?

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Fsck it dude, let's go bowling.

 

[BCYL]

"You can't handle the truth!"

 

[Drakkon]

had to add another

Ox: Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers... ATOT rules.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

"It's the way of the future...It's the way of the future...It's the way of the future....It's the way of the future...."

 

[Brazen]

Walker told me I have AIDS.

Ok, not exactly a _movie_ though.