*DEPRESSED RANT* I'm a 20 year house leech...

[LOLyourFace]

*i have a 2.01 gpa
*i'm gonna be a jr in college this fall
*i have no job
*my parents pay for my credit card
*my insurance
*my gas money
*did i mention i have no job? despite my efforts in monster.com
*i woke up at 1pm today
*imma f*cking 20 year old leech
*did i mention my parents work their asses off for $17 an hour?

it's not that i'm a spoiled idiot (maybe i am). I just need a job this summer.... I love my parents and I appreciate what they do for me in my life. I need a job..

LOLmyface!

 

[pulse8]

Sounds like you're just not trying enough.

 

[minendo]

I've got a spot on the corner for you.

 

[Ameesh]

you're a leech, get a job!

 

[pyonir]

you're in for a rude awakening when your parents stop paying your credit card bills and everything else.

 

[Hammer]

You could be doing something to better youself and make yourself more marketable (i.e. certs or learning a foreign language).

 

[LOLyourFace]

i tried everything. I just can't get a job... it's the timing. my lazy ass didn't do anything until 2 weeks ago

 

[UberDave]

maybe you should raise that GPA, and make your parents proud of something they work so hard for...

-Dave

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: minendo
I've got a spot on the corner for you.

Oh no you don't! I've been there for a week now...making some good cash, too...*counts $100 bills*

 

[Ns1]

you can get a job, it just might not meet your standards

 

[notfred]

despite my efforts in monster.com

I think you need to redefine "effort". Posting a resume on one website harldy counts as "effort". Have you tried looking through the newspaper? How about your school's job listings? You drive around town and stop at places that you might like to work and ask if you can apply?

That's effort. you haven't done jack sh!t.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
i tried everything. I just can't get a job... it's the timing. my lazy ass didn't do anything until 2 weeks ago

have you tried McDonald's? Burger King? Taco Bell? etc...

then NO, you haven't tried everything.

 

[pillage2001]

MAybe you won't feel that bad if you could only get your GPA above 3.0. That's the least you can do for them IMHO.

Oh yeah, posting here won't help.

 

[HamSupLo]

You rule.

 

[Frosty3799]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
i tried everything. I just can't get a job... it's the timing. my lazy ass didn't do anything until 2 weeks ago

have you tried McDonald's? Burger King? Taco Bell? etc...

then NO, you haven't tried everything.

agreed... anyone can get a job there

 

[Cattlegod]

you ain't got a chance in hell for a real job until you get your gpa above a 3.0 if you have 0 experience.

 

[Miramonti]

Keep it up, soon you can apply for a part in the Holiday Inn Express commercials.

 

[Shelly21]

Prosititution is legal in some places.... maybe you can be a manwhore?

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
Prosititution is legal in some places.... maybe you can be a manwhore?

Welcome to 23 minutes ago.

 

[Viper GTS]

I see a deep frier in your future...

Seriously, get off your ass and get SOMETHING.

Face it, you won't be making good money. You have to start somewhere.

Forget Monster, get out & hit the fast food joints.

Flip burgers & cook fries, teach yourself how to work.

You can only go up from there.

Viper GTS

 

[Murphyrulez]

Skip the fast food, go work in a warehouse or something. Manual labor will get you in shape, put meat on your bones.

You won't be happy working at Mc's or Wendy's, but a good job driving a forklift or loading trucks will do wonders for your confidence.

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: Murphyrulez
Skip the fast food, go work in a warehouse or something. Manual labor will get you in shape, put meat on your bones.

You won't be happy working at Mc's or Wendy's, but a good job driving a forklift or loading trucks will do wonders for your confidence.

Those places are also much less tolerant of lazy f***s who don't know how to work.

He'll fit right in with the high-schoolers in fast food.

Viper GTS

 

[Dat]

remember there is no job that is beneath you. I remember when i was in college I...

1) folded clothes at the GAP for minimum wage
2) delivered chinese food via bike to the projects in newark, nj (scary place)
3) mopped floor at said chinese food restaurant
4) worked as gofer at university comp sci building
5) baby sat my brother 7 days a week while my mom worked

 

[ragazzo]

gas stations
grocery stores
malls
bookstores
hardware, electronic, toy, etc stores.
fast food joints
restaurants
mow lawns
wash cars
walk dogs
monster.com, careerpath.com, computerjobs.com, net-temps.com, etc
manwhore

 

[UberDave]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: Murphyrulez
Skip the fast food, go work in a warehouse or something. Manual labor will get you in shape, put meat on your bones.

You won't be happy working at Mc's or Wendy's, but a good job driving a forklift or loading trucks will do wonders for your confidence.

Those places are also much less tolerant of lazy f***s who don't know how to work.

He'll fit right in with the high-schoolers in fast food.

Viper GTS

so true i hate people that come into my work and just sit there like a bump on a rug with us bitching at them cause they are so lazy we've got to put their workload on our shoulders.

-Dave