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Dental chick is married...

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I cannot believe you termed yourself "Mount Mike"



OK.. so I laughed... but dammit... Mount Mike?!...

"Ooooh here comes the eruption baby... ready for the hot lava??"

Shudder...

😛
 
Man, i was not expecting her to be married from the first thread you posted. that sucks sh!tty ba11s dude.

i got us some beers man. want to talk about it?
:beer:🙁:beer:
 
If I ever caught a man trying to sleep with my future wife (engaged now), I'd fvcking feed his balls to my dog. But oddly enough, since she's not my wife, I say go for it.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
You may remember this thread about me thinking the dentist office chick was hot for me.

Well, I had a 2:30PM appt for today. At 12:00PM, she calls me at work.

Me: Hello?
Her: Hi Mike, this is Suzie from Dr. Toothy's office. How are you today?
Me: Well, hi there! I'm doing much better now that the melodious, soothing sound of your voice is in my ear!
Her: Hahah! You flatterer...you can keep going if you want. :shocked:

/I have wood at this point

Me: Hahah! So what's up?
Her: Dr. Toothy had a cancellation, can you come in early?
Me: Sure
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So I get there and she's all smiley and stuff and yappy as heck. We get into the Dr.s office and she has to take some XRays. B/T her putting the Xray thingees in my mouth, we're chatting.

About a minute into it, I'm like "So, where are you from.? She said "Alaska; I grew up there...that's where I met my husband."

/erection screams and jumps off the roof, falling to his death with a mightly SPLAT

I looked at her finger, which I did before and she had the same Celtic-looking knot thing ring on. I said "Wow, that's an unusual wedding ring you have! (She wears no engagement ring!)

She went on to tell me about her kid. 🙂( x 2...now it's "a family") etc.

And then she proceeded to continue to smile and giggle and chat me up. I almost cried. She's so cute!!!!! 5'1"-110 pounds, curly reddish blond hair halfway down her back, blue eyes, china-doll type skin, perky little nose, nice ass, etc.

DAMN IT!!!!

I was getting the vibe that she wanted to play.

Now I'll be the first to admit that if I meet some chick in a club and she's got a ring on and still wants to climb Mount Mike, I'd bone her until she walked funny. But not with this one...there's "history" if you will, there. I don't want to go there.

Damn it.


Well, I followed up. I told you I would. 🙂

Wouldn't want to end up like Syringer with a Little Miss Muffett title! 😀 Suckerrrrrrrr. 😛
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props for the update. :thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: blurredvision
I'd fvcking feed his balls to my dog. But oddly enough, since she's not my wife, I say go for it.
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Whats your dog doing this friday ? No pain ,no Gain
 
Originally posted by: blakeatwork
I cannot believe you termed yourself "Mount Mike"



OK.. so I laughed... but dammit... Mount Mike?!...

"Ooooh here comes the eruption baby... ready for the hot lava??"

Shudder...

😛
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Yep, always making a mountain out of a mole hill. 😉
 
Good read, 10x better than most quasi-YAGT threads that pop up! :beer:

... and the search continues ... :thumbsup: 🙂
 
Heh, whazzup? 😀

I was chatting w/some coworkers today; most of them are married. :roll:

Surprisingly though, I got mixed reactions from them. Mostly, the women all said I should have my balls ripped off and stuffed down my throat for even thinking about putting my peepee b/t a MARRIED woman's legs. WTF-ever, Angry-erella! I didn't KNOW she was married, you stupid angry frigid popsicle of a woman whose husband I feel sorry for! 😛

Anyway, several found it irritating that she seems to be pursuing the "relationship" even though she casually mentioned she was married with child.

I agree; she seemed like she was open to suggestion...or congestion of the lower abdominal cavity with stuffing of Italian lineage. 😎

But I'm not going there...there's a kid involved. If she was a single Mom that would be very different. But, she's got some dumb looking young guy (saw pic on her desk) for a husband and he'd probably be so crushed that he'd cut my brake lines or something. Not going there.

I have to see her on Monday b/c she'll be handing the dentist the Implements of Destruction as he hacks away at my precious teeth. Maybe I should make little notes I can hold in my palm.

Like "You bitch...I thought you were single" or "Hey, why did you tickle my pickle like that?"

😕
 
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