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Dental chick is married...

MichaelD

MichaelD

Lifer
You may remember this thread about me thinking the dentist office chick was hot for me.

Well, I had a 2:30PM appt for today. At 12:00PM, she calls me at work.

Me: Hello?
Her: Hi Mike, this is Suzie from Dr. Toothy's office. How are you today?
Me: Well, hi there! I'm doing much better now that the melodious, soothing sound of your voice is in my ear!
Her: Hahah! You flatterer...you can keep going if you want. :shocked:

/I have wood at this point

Me: Hahah! So what's up?
Her: Dr. Toothy had a cancellation, can you come in early?
Me: Sure
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So I get there and she's all smiley and stuff and yappy as heck. We get into the Dr.s office and she has to take some XRays. B/T her putting the Xray thingees in my mouth, we're chatting.

About a minute into it, I'm like "So, where are you from.? She said "Alaska; I grew up there...that's where I met my husband."

/erection screams and jumps off the roof, falling to his death with a mightly SPLAT

I looked at her finger, which I did before and she had the same Celtic-looking knot thing ring on. I said "Wow, that's an unusual wedding ring you have! (She wears no engagement ring!)

She went on to tell me about her kid. 🙂( x 2...now it's "a family") etc.

And then she proceeded to continue to smile and giggle and chat me up. I almost cried. She's so cute!!!!! 5'1"-110 pounds, curly reddish blond hair halfway down her back, blue eyes, china-doll type skin, perky little nose, nice ass, etc.

DAMN IT!!!!

I was getting the vibe that she wanted to play.

Now I'll be the first to admit that if I meet some chick in a club and she's got a ring on and still wants to climb Mount Mike, I'd bone her until she walked funny. But not with this one...there's "history" if you will, there. I don't want to go there.

Damn it.


Well, I followed up. I told you I would. 🙂

Wouldn't want to end up like Syringer with a Little Miss Muffett title! 😀 Suckerrrrrrrr. 😛
 
At least you find out before you pulled it out while making the next appointment.

Maybe her husband's open, and you could have a threesome.
 
Originally posted by: her209
Ask her if she has a sister?
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:light:
:Q

You've given me an idea!!!! But then she'll ask why, and I'll be like "Because I can't bone you...does she look like you?" And she'll get all freaked out and stuff.
 
Originally posted by: Bootprint
At least you find out before you pulled it out while making the next appointment.

Maybe her husband's open, and you could have a threesome.
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Nah, he's not my type. He's MALE. I don't swing that way. I've got a little sign above my anus; it says "EXIT ONLY."
 
Maybe we will forget this closure and scream a phrase everytime you post anyway!

Flouride!... nah

Say Ahhh! blah

smile!

spit it out... hmmm

 
Originally posted by: Grey
Maybe we will forget this closure and scream a phrase everytime you post anyway!

Flouride!... nah

Say Ahhh! blah

smile!

spit it out... hmmm
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Hahaha! "Flouride!" It could be like Syringer with "Spider!!!" 😀 That's cool...wouldn't bother me. 🙂
 
You should say something really strange for a come on line like, "Maybe I can clean your teeth some night when you're not working......" and follow that up with a "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... **wink**" If nothing else, it'll be funny to see her expression before you forget about her existence.
 
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
You should say something really strange for a come on line like, "Maybe I can clean your teeth some night when you're not working......" and follow that up with a "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... **wink**" If nothing else, it'll be funny to see her expression before you forget about her existence.
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I do have another appt on Monday...damn...that's TEMPTING, dude! :evil:

But nahhhh. In this day and age of the Sexual Harassment and all that s-hit...she's got to hand the doc the sharp implements of torture and destruction you know...don't wanna piss her off!! :Q

I really just want to let my Id do the talking. (For those that don't know, "Id" as in Freud's Id, Ego and Superego).

I just want to say

"You're SUCH a fine little thing; I think you're absolutely beautiful and I don't want to ruin your life. But...could I please have the honor of licking you into convulsions, having my way with you and then cooking you breakfast when we wake up in each other's arms? I'd even drive you home afterwards. PLLLLEEEEASSSE?" 😱
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Don't mess with them Alaska chicks, Dude. I hear they pack heavy iron. If she doesn't her baked Alaska hubby probably does. He likely looks like Paul Bunyan and could hammer you into the ground with one fist while eating a squirming raw Salmon with his other hand. :shocked:
 
Originally posted by: shilala
That wedding ring ain't pluggin any holes, is it? 😉
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Noes!!! Don't tempt me. Mr. Happy is tempting me enough. IMHO, she's STILL throwing just enough rap to try to keep me on the hook.

Quite possibly, she's being a tease. Possibly, she would bone me...oh the thought of it! *drooooool!* But I'm so afraid of this scenario:

Me: So...what plans have you got for Friday night?
Her: Um...I normally go home after work...why?
Me: Well, I was thinking before you go home, you could stop by my place
Her: For what?
Me: Umm....for um....so we could you know, talk *winks and smiles*
Her: OMG!!! AIEEEEEE!!! RAAAAPE!!!!! Fcking bastard!!!!!
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And then she calls the cops or something. 🙁

It would be so awesome if I had the balls to say "Look, can we get together? If the answer is yes, just rub my leg. If no, give me a thumbs down, all right?" And that would be the end of it.

Where did my balls go? 10 years ago, I'd have done her in the adjustable dentist's chair by now. 😱 Twice.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD


Now I'll be the first to admit that if I meet some chick in a club and she's got a ring on and still wants to climb Mount Mike, I'd bone her until she walked funny. But not with this one...there's "history" if you will, there. I don't want to go there.
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i was feeling bad for you until you said that. you'd sleep with a married woman? seriously? that's really lame.
 
Originally posted by: tangent1138
Originally posted by: MichaelD


Now I'll be the first to admit that if I meet some chick in a club and she's got a ring on and still wants to climb Mount Mike, I'd bone her until she walked funny. But not with this one...there's "history" if you will, there. I don't want to go there.
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i was feeling bad for you until you said that. you'd sleep with a married woman? seriously? that's really lame.
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Why? :evil:
 
You lucky SOB, your hippie chick fantasy turns into MILF. Ask her if she's breast feeding so you can suck on...
 
Originally posted by: tangent1138
Originally posted by: MichaelD


Now I'll be the first to admit that if I meet some chick in a club and she's got a ring on and still wants to climb Mount Mike, I'd bone her until she walked funny. But not with this one...there's "history" if you will, there. I don't want to go there.
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i was feeling bad for you until you said that. you'd sleep with a married woman? seriously? that's really lame.
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If Mike ain't the guy to get it done, and I ain't the guy to get it done, some schlong is gonna step up and scratch that itch.
Would you rather the poor girl fvck a complete stranger?

 
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