About time. Welcome to the 20th century. Maybe in 10 years you'll venture into the 21st.
The first microwave my parents bought, which was probably more than 15 years ago, has a name that could make people nervous: Quasar. Ok, so quasars are the most energetic objects known in the Universe. Maybe that's not such a good thing to keep in your kitchen.
"Cook all of the food in your entire house in an instant with the touch of a button! Caution: Maintain safe distance of at least 1,000,000 light years. Do not look directly at appliance when in operation. Do not put metal in microwave."
(Steps on dennilfloss' lawn.)