But it's 2000 pages! That must mean that no one knows what's in it!
To be fair, it is entirely possible that no one person has bothered to dig into the details of every piece of it.
These thick bills just magically appear in dc and the congressmen/women just push donkey or elephant buttons attached to their seats.
I don't know if you are being sarcastic or not, but I'm not sure it makes a difference!

This may occasionally be the case, but I suspect it is far less often than some alarmists claim. The problem with the current lack of metadata about legislative process is nobody ever knows the difference. This is a problem which would be very easy to fix by some tweaks to Congressional rules. I get why source tracking didn't exist in the 1700s, but today there should be absolutely no problem with tracking every word in every bill, and entering it into the Congressional archives as a matter of routine procedure. The software these things are crafted with probably already source every word, but then they toss that data in the trash when they take it to the floor.
I think wolfe is dead on with the ignorant rage / anti- intellectualism wave - obviously if 2000 pages of legislature, written by con. lawyers is beyond grasp of Joe Plumber, no one in Washington knows what's in it.
It's sometimes embarrassing when my objections sound similar to those of anti-intellectuals. I dislike most long bills, but not because they are somehow incomprehensible. (War and Peace is no less comprehensible than Goodnight Moon. It just requires more maturity and knowledge to make sense of it.) Without getting into why I generally dislike them, I should also say that I understand a few of the many reasons why legislation is done the way it is and I detest every single one of these reasons. I also understand that the system is unlikely to change in my lifetime.