Delete please

[Confused]

some more

 

[conjur]

"Wanna beer?"
"It's 7 o'clock in the morning!"


"Scotch?"



(10 pts to the 1st person to name the movie)

 

[Crazee]

That would be Mr. Mom starring Michael Keaton

How about this one:

"Hey Glen, you wanna Beer"

"Does the Pope Wear a Funny Hat?"

"Yeah Glen, I suppose it is kinda funny"

 

[RustyNale]

I had some "Tire-biter" ale the other day, it was yummy Just had a new bar open up, they serve 300 different brands of beer from around the world. Told the wife: "it's a good thing and a bad thing that they're opening." "Why do you say that", she asked me. "Well, it's a good thing cause they have all that wonderful selection to taste from and they're only 2 miles away", I replied. "Then why is that a bad thing" she inquired. "It's a bad thing cause they're only 2 miles away" was my answer

 

[Evadman]

LMAO @ rusty

 

[conjur]

<< That would be Mr. Mom starring Michael Keaton

How about this one:

"Hey Glen, you wanna Beer"

"Does the Pope Wear a Funny Hat?"

"Yeah Glen, I suppose it is kinda funny" >>



Sounds very familiar...Glen wouldn't be a Tom Arnold character would it?

No wait...maybe from The Stand?

 

[Logix]

Theorem: The less you know the more money you make.

Proof:
We know that
a) Time is Money
b) Knowledge is Power
and from Physics
c) Power = Work / Time

By simple substitution:
Knowledge = Work / Money
Knowledge * Money = Work
Money = Work / Knowledge

It follows that as knowledge goes to 0, money goes to infinity. QED.

 

[conjur]

It's coming right at us!!

OMG!!! OH NO! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOO!O!OO!O!!!

 

[IJump]

There are 300:1 odds, and the planet has 877 years and 11 months to prepare for the potential catastrophe. I think I am going to run out and get asteroid insurance right now!!!!

 

[Tetsuo316]

*cough*

back to the top!

*cough*

 

[Evadman]

Like I care about an asteroid that MIGHT hit us 700 hears after I am dead. Ask me if I care.

Here is a hint, I dont give a flying fluck.

 

[Electrode]

neffity nef nef

 

[Electrode]

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Yes, I am really bored.

 

[conjur]

<< Like I care about an asteroid that MIGHT hit us 700 hears after I am dead. Ask me if I care.

Here is a hint, I dont give a flying fluck. >>



Ah...but what about your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren?

 

[IJump]

<< Like I care about an asteroid that MIGHT hit us 700 hears after I am dead. Ask me if I care.

Here is a hint, I dont give a flying fluck. >>



You're going to live for another 177 years? :Q Where can I get some of what you're drinking?

 

[Evadman]

<< You're going to live for another 177 years? Where can I get some of what you're drinking? >>



If you know my real name, I may e-mail ya the recip.

 

[Robor]

My favorite line... "It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care"

Office Space - It's a modern classic!

 

[Freewolf]

Did you ever stop to think maybe the mods think it's safer to keep all us crazies together in one thread.

 

[Zim Hosein]

<< Did you ever stop to think maybe the mods think it's safer to keep all us crazies together in one thread. >>



Freewolf, you may be on to something...hmmmm

 

[Electrode]

Nef commemerating 11 users logged in! :Q

 

[Confused]

Only 25 when i just checked :Q

Never seen this few people on!

 

[Confused]

And they're quite quick on the non-subscriber forum with only 25-30 people online!

 

[Confused]

good opportunity for some

 

[Confused]

NEFFIN!

 

[Electrode]

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