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That would be Mr. Mom starring Michael Keaton 🙂

How about this one:

"Hey Glen, you wanna Beer"

"Does the Pope Wear a Funny Hat?"

"Yeah Glen, I suppose it is kinda funny"
 
I had some "Tire-biter" ale the other day, it was yummy😛 Just had a new bar open up, they serve 300 different brands of beer from around the world. Told the wife: "it's a good thing and a bad thing that they're opening." "Why do you say that", she asked me. "Well, it's a good thing cause they have all that wonderful selection to taste from and they're only 2 miles away", I replied. "Then why is that a bad thing" she inquired. "It's a bad thing cause they're only 2 miles away" was my answer 😀
 


<< That would be Mr. Mom starring Michael Keaton 🙂

How about this one:

"Hey Glen, you wanna Beer"

"Does the Pope Wear a Funny Hat?"

"Yeah Glen, I suppose it is kinda funny" >>



Sounds very familiar...Glen wouldn't be a Tom Arnold character would it?

No wait...maybe from The Stand?
 
Theorem: The less you know the more money you make.

Proof:
We know that
a) Time is Money
b) Knowledge is Power
and from Physics
c) Power = Work / Time

By simple substitution:
Knowledge = Work / Money
Knowledge * Money = Work
Money = Work / Knowledge

It follows that as knowledge goes to 0, money goes to infinity. QED.
 
There are 300:1 odds, and the planet has 877 years and 11 months to prepare for the potential catastrophe. I think I am going to run out and get asteroid insurance right now!!!!


😉
 
Like I care about an asteroid that MIGHT hit us 700 hears after I am dead. Ask me if I care.

Here is a hint, I dont give a flying fluck. 😛
 
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Yes, I am really bored.
 


<< Like I care about an asteroid that MIGHT hit us 700 hears after I am dead. Ask me if I care.

Here is a hint, I dont give a flying fluck. 😛 >>



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<< Like I care about an asteroid that MIGHT hit us 700 hears after I am dead. Ask me if I care.

Here is a hint, I dont give a flying fluck. 😛 >>



You're going to live for another 177 years? :Q Where can I get some of what you're drinking? 😉
 


<< You're going to live for another 177 years? Where can I get some of what you're drinking? >>



If you know my real name, I may e-mail ya the recip.
 
My favorite line... "It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care"

Office Space - It's a modern classic!
 
Did you ever stop to think maybe the mods think it's safer to keep all us crazies together in one thread.😀
 


<< Did you ever stop to think maybe the mods think it's safer to keep all us crazies together in one thread. 😀 >>



Freewolf, you may be on to something...hmmmm 😀
 
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