Hehe, elemental, You got me on the insect thingi.  I had no idea that ignorance was so massive on the difference between an eight legged dual segmented arachnid and a tri segmented six legged insect that the dictionary had to encompass that ignorance by broadening the definition.  I used to think that irregardless wasn't a word either but mass ignorance changed that too.  There is, however, a difference between how a word is used casually and how it is used by people who seek precision.  Since everybody had already educated you on the general irrelevance to the hourglass on a black widow and any meaning some cosmic phantom might have intended to mystically encode therein, I simply wanted to fill you in on the taxonomically correct meaning of insect.  Though, thinking back on the toxicological threat posed by the red winged blackbird, perhaps I should reconsider.  The notion that a loose definition implies a blown notion was just for fun.  I did however attempt to tell you something important with the paradox thing.  Paradoxically, resistance to the paradoxical nature of truth is what protects it.  It appears still, to be safe.