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dataxpress

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Somebody had in their sig the text "When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car."

That gave me an idea... start a thread about how you want to die!
 
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I don't care how I die but this thing is fvcking hilarious

Originally posted by: dataxpress
"When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car."
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Overdose 'cause at least I'd be happy on my way out ;)

screw that dying in sleep sh!t...face it up front
 
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Of all the ways to die, I think a panic-stricken descent from 13k feet would be pretty decent. Sure, you have a couple minutes of sheer terror when you realize that your main and reserve chutes have malfunctioned, but the end is almost painless. It'd be a rush. If I knew it was coming, I'd want to be on acid at the time. At least then I know it's not going to mess up my future.
 
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Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Of all the ways to die, I think a panic-stricken descent from 13k feet would be pretty decent. Sure, you have a couple minutes of sheer terror when you realize that your main and reserve chutes have malfunctioned, but the end is almost painless. It'd be a rush. If I knew it was coming, I'd want to be on acid at the time. At least then I know it's not going to mess up my future.
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Would you rather your gas pedal get stuck and your brakes and steering fail?

You don't feel like superman then.
 
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