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Death Method

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shove me out of an airplane as high as it goes before I need oxygen to stay awake.

I'd enjoy the scenery, have fun in the fall, feel the wind on my face, and it'd be over in a second.

Its all a state of mind. If you gave me time to prepare myself I could enjoy it, instead of screaming all the way down.
 
Originally posted by: dataxpress
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Of all the ways to die, I think a panic-stricken descent from 13k feet would be pretty decent. Sure, you have a couple minutes of sheer terror when you realize that your main and reserve chutes have malfunctioned, but the end is almost painless. It'd be a rush. If I knew it was coming, I'd want to be on acid at the time. At least then I know it's not going to mess up my future.
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Would you rather your gas pedal get stuck and your brakes and steering fail?

You don't feel like superman then.
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No, that's too variable. You could live, be horribly mangled, or D|AF.
 
Originally posted by: FleshLight
Being impaled by a fleshlight.
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I have not the necessary keyboard keys to express the multitude of emotions that those words have created deep within the bowels of my soul.
 
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: FleshLight
Being impaled by a fleshlight.
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I have not the necessary keyboard keys to express the multitude of emotions that those words have created deep within the bowels of my soul.
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To give shape to the emotions that you must no doubt be feeling, I have prepared the following haiku:

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Originally posted by: dataxpress
Somebody had in their sig the text "When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car."

That gave me an idea... start a thread about how you want to die!
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Massive heart attack while having sex.
 
This thread is hilarious. While dying in one's sleep seems to be the most peaceful, no real way of saying goodbye (assuming I find an SO... though me being on ATOT lowers the chances of that). I don't know how to answer the question.
 
being cut in half and lying on the ground in a pool of blood looking at my legs beside me, i saw it on a tv show not long ago, ummm Third watch I think it was...looked like a painful way to die!
 
Instantaneously exploded into all my component atoms. Of course, I'm not wishing for a nuclear bomb to go off or anything. The point is, I'd like to go quick-- I'm brave in general but the thought of hearing my own heart beat its last is terrifying.
 
I want to be taken out by a Terminator sent back in time by Cyberdyne Systems (I think that was it). After a long motorcycle chase scene of course. LOL
 
Originally posted by: Stumps
being cut in half and lying on the ground in a pool of blood looking at my legs beside me, i saw it on a tv show not long ago, ummm Third watch I think it was...looked like a painful way to die!
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Why would you want to die painfully?
 
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