Dear...

[Pliablemoose]

Asshat in a yellow Corvette convertible that laid on his horn because I didn't jump out into an intersection and plow into 3 cars running the red light...

Your top was down, but you must not have noticed I drive a diesel pickup, and you couldn't have known I drive pretty slow in town, I've been in a shitload of wrecks over the years and at this point I've only not broken my right arm in an auto or motorcycle accident...

And you may have guessed I hate being honked at, but that didn't stop you...

How exactly did it feel when I floored it and covered you with soot for 1/2 a city block? The cloud was amazing, it looked like a pile of tires had caught on fire. Unfortunately for you, your top was down and my exhaust is on the right, gave me a sweet shot right into your face most of the time...

I also wondered what it felt like to have a 10 year old pickup smoke your ass to the next stoplight?

Have a great day

 

[DivideBYZero]

Your rig is over fueling. Get a tune up!

(ask fleabag to google it for you, he knows everything about diesels. Or at least he will in around ten minutes.)

 

[exdeath]

Win.

 

[brblx]

Your rig is over fueling. Get a tune up!

this.

i don't brag about my car shooting raw gasoline out of the tailpipe and into some asshat's face, because that would be dumb.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Um, if you baby a diesel, soot/carbon accumulates in the exhaust system, when you step on it, the soot comes out in a rather spectacular display...

 

[jhu]

Haha! I hate those types of idiots. Although I would have used a drop-down spike trap. That'd more hilarious.

 

[Bignate603]

this.

i don't brag about my car shooting raw gasoline out of the tailpipe and into some asshat's face, because that would be dumb.

You obviously haven't dealt with a pickup with a large diesel engine before.

 

[brblx]

uh, yeah i have.

Um, if you baby a diesel, soot/carbon accumulates in the exhaust system, when you step on it, the soot comes out in a rather spectacular display...

thanks, i can read. i know you're in a diesel. i was just pointing out how retarded shooting raw fuel out of your tailpipe is. to any observer, you're the dipshit, not the corvette guy. take the idiot tune off your truck.

 

[Pliablemoose]

uh, yeah i have.



thanks, i can read. i know you're in a diesel. i was just pointing out how retarded shooting raw fuel out of your tailpipe is. to any observer, you're the dipshit, not the corvette guy. take the idiot tune off your truck.

LULZ, I'm not even going to correct you, but rest assured the other posters are laughing at you...

 

[brblx]

then they're idiots, as well.

if you think a properly running diesel spews black smoke, you're a jackass. kindly drive your cousin-fucking rig off a cliff.

 

[Pliablemoose]

then they're idiots, as well.

if you think a properly running diesel spews black smoke, you're a jackass. kindly drive your cousin-fucking rig off a cliff.

And what do you drive?

 

[Toastedlightly]

then they're idiots, as well.

if you think a properly running diesel spews black smoke, you're a jackass. kindly drive your cousin-fucking rig off a cliff.

Are all diesel lorries on the road running incorrectly!!!??!?!?

 

[DivideBYZero]

I think what moose did was WIN, even if his rig is a little...agricultural.

 

[RichUK]

You still rockin’ a tractor, moose?

 

[Pliablemoose]

You still rockin’ a tractor, moose?

Yep, the truck & the Miata

I think what moose did was WIN, even if his rig is a little...agricultural.

I actually love Corvettes, but this tool was the typical Hollywood wanna-be and evidently he either couldn't drive or his car needs some major work to lose out to me.

My truck is bone stock except for the Ford branded air filter I put on this year. It's not even a performance filter, it just lasts 50K miles or so before it needs replaced.

 

[HannibalX]

uh, yeah i have.



thanks, i can read. i know you're in a diesel. i was just pointing out how retarded shooting raw fuel out of your tailpipe is. to any observer, you're the dipshit, not the corvette guy. take the idiot tune off your truck.

"raw fuel" LOLOLOLOL

 

[Pliablemoose]

"raw fuel" LOLOLOLOL

Laugh all you want, my coal burning truck may be old school, but it'll make me a billionaire BWWAAAHHHAAAA HHHAAAA

The injectors keep plugging up and the briquettes make my hands dirty shoving them down the fuel pipe.

Fleabag, any ideas on how to make this thing more marketable?

 

[HannibalX]

Hehehe

7.3 is a good motor, should last until bell bottoms come back, again.

 

[Bignate603]

Laugh all you want, my coal burning truck may be old school, but it'll make me a billionaire BWWAAAHHHAAAA HHHAAAA

The injectors keep plugging up and the briquettes make my hands dirty shoving them down the fuel pipe.

Fleabag, any ideas on how to make this thing more marketable?

Have you tried filling up your fuel tank with something to take up the space?

 

[Pliablemoose]

Have you tried filling up your fuel tank with something to take up the space?

I'm thinking my next try will be a slurry of diesel fuel and fertilizer.

 

[SparkyJJO]

uh, yeah i have.



thanks, i can read. i know you're in a diesel. i was just pointing out how retarded shooting raw fuel out of your tailpipe is. to any observer, you're the dipshit, not the corvette guy. take the idiot tune off your truck.

<taps sarcasm meter>

Fleabag, is that you?

 

[Zenmervolt]

To everyone who is baiting fleabag in this thread (you all know who you are):

Stop now. He hasn't posted in this thread and there's no reason to bring another poster up just to mock. This is the only courtesy warning you'll get from me.

Zenmervolt - AnandTech Moderator

 

[Pliablemoose]

To everyone who is baiting fleabag in this thread (you all know who you are):

Stop now. He hasn't posted in this thread and there's no reason to bring another poster up just to mock. This is the only courtesy warning you'll get from me.

Zenmervolt - AnandTech Moderator

Can I bait brblx? He lists himself as a mechanic in his profile...

 

[brblx]

how would you like to bait me, dumbass?

'harharhar diesels are supposed to smoke' isn't baiting, it's making an idiot out of yourself.

 

[Pliablemoose]

how would you like to bait me, dumbass?

'harharhar diesels are supposed to smoke' isn't baiting, it's making an idiot out of yourself.

You own a VW right?

Please print out this thread and show it to the diesel mechanic at the VW dealership, I think you need a couple of visual aids to understand what I posted and to gain a bit better understanding of the byproducts of diesel fuel combustion.

I've owned a 79' diesel Rabbit, a 96' diesel G20 van, a 2003 TDI Golf, and now have the F250. How many diesels have you owned?