dear ATOT, i think im a goner :(

[brianmanahan]

Can I have your Macbook or Surface Pro 3? Whichever you end up buying...

i probably wont end up getting one

 

[brianmanahan]

can i have your stuff?

over my dead body!

:hmm:

 

[Ruptga]

If it is ebola they'll burn all your money, because you can't clean the ebola off. You better send your money to someone trustworthy before you turn into a blood fountain, then they can send it back if you don't die.

 

[Ns1]

over my dead body!

:hmm:

looks like that won't be a problem soon.

 

[Exterous]

i probably wont end up getting one

Look if you're going to be difficult about this we're gonna need a list of your stuff to divvy up. Please provide one before your brain liquifies

 

[FelixDeCat]

 

[linuxboy]

In the land where the river burns at night
And rock-and-roll found its fame
There lived a man of manlet height
Brianmanahan was his name

He made his living as a wordy man
Squeezing out a pome or three
Neffing through every single ban
His mouth screamed truth like a banshee

And nothing could stop his power and might
Nothing could silence his wit
Until the sneeze, until the fright
Ebola came... that dude got hit

With one week left of coughing, sneezing, poop
He begged: remember my name
In one last pome, in one last swoop
The burning, perpetual flame.

 

[moonbogg]

i probably wont end up getting one

Plan I wish, plan I might,
A pointless task, this is tonight,
For blood be curdled, blood be red,
Satin sheets, stains on bed

My curse of nature,
A godless task,
I leave you all, this thread my last,
My name was Brian, Beyond the grave,
This fearful NEF, I send with shame

 

[shortylickens]

cleveland has the ebola now

and some dude sneezed on me when i was riding the train

if i havent posted in a week, please post a pome in my honor

You should tell the Psyche Ward about this immediately.

 

[brianmanahan]

In the land where the river burns at night
And rock-and-roll found its fame
There lived a man of manlet height
Brianmanahan was his name

He made his living as a wordy man
Squeezing out a pome or three
Neffing through every single ban
His mouth screamed truth like a banshee

And nothing could stop his power and might
Nothing could silence his wit
Until the sneeze, until the fright
Ebola came... that dude got hit

With one week left of coughing, sneezing, poop
He begged: remember my name
In one last pome, in one last swoop
The burning, perpetual flame.

forget shakespeare, this is better!

 

[IronWing]

Don't sweat it man. Apple is coming out with iBola next month after which it will sue ebola into non-existence over patent infringement. So if you can just hang on a bit longer you'll be good.

 

[amicold]

Now you know you are fucked.

I LOLed hard when I saw who said it :awe:

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Are you dead yet? Just wondering if I won the pool.

 

[brianmanahan]

Are you dead yet? Just wondering if I won the pool.

no im still kickin :|

 

[BoomerD]

You're STILL here? I want a refund!

 

[highland145]

You're STILL here? I want a refund!

I think he already swallowed it.


j/k Brian.

 

[moonbogg]

Don't sweat it man. Apple is coming out with iBola next month after which it will sue ebola into non-existence over patent infringement. So if you can just hang on a bit longer you'll be good.

Quit messing around and write the man a pome. He asked for pomes.

 

[brianmanahan]

Quit messing around and write the man a pome. He asked for pomes.

thank you for your understanding in this difficult time

 

[PricklyPete]

LOL.

Looks like I'm also going to burn in the fiery depths of hell. I suppose it's better than being on this planet that's turning into a steaming pile of shit.

Cleveland Steamer?

 

[BudAshes]

I'll keep you in my prayers. I do pray mostly to Satan though, hope that's ok.

 

[disappoint]

And nothing could stop his power and might
Nothing could silence his wit
Until the sneeze, until the fright
Ebola came... that dude got hit

forget shakespeare, this is better!

Ebola came... that dude got hit

Ebola came... that dude got hit

that dude got hit

Shakespeare would rather have had Ebola than the literary skills of a 4th grader.

 

[highland145]

So you're saying he capped that emm effer?

 

[MongGrel]

In the land where the river burns at night
And rock-and-roll found its fame
There lived a man of manlet height
Brianmanahan was his name

He made his living as a wordy man
Squeezing out a pome or three
Neffing through every single ban
His mouth screamed truth like a banshee

And nothing could stop his power and might
Nothing could silence his wit
Until the sneeze, until the fright
Ebola came... that dude got hit

With one week left of coughing, sneezing, poop
He begged: remember my name
In one last pome, in one last swoop
The burning, perpetual flame.

Damned, that was good.

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[cirrrocco]

We need a pome expressing your newly found sense of mortality.

Edit.


Here is your death pome a few days early....


There was a man who wrote posts like these,
who thought he had a deadly disease.
He was covered in spots,
and itching a lot,
but it turned out just to be fleas.

adding on

There was a man who wrote posts like these,
who thought he had a deadly disease.
He was covered in spots,
and itching a lot,
but it turned out just to be fleas
and also a lot of warm ass breeze

 

[MongGrel]

Don't sweat it man. Apple is coming out with iBola next month after which it will sue ebola into non-existence over patent infringement. So if you can just hang on a bit longer you'll be good.

:awe: