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dear ATOT, i think im a goner :(

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If it is ebola they'll burn all your money, because you can't clean the ebola off. You better send your money to someone trustworthy before you turn into a blood fountain, then they can send it back if you don't die.
 
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In the land where the river burns at night
And rock-and-roll found its fame
There lived a man of manlet height
Brianmanahan was his name

He made his living as a wordy man
Squeezing out a pome or three
Neffing through every single ban
His mouth screamed truth like a banshee

And nothing could stop his power and might
Nothing could silence his wit
Until the sneeze, until the fright
Ebola came... that dude got hit

With one week left of coughing, sneezing, poop
He begged: remember my name
In one last pome, in one last swoop
The burning, perpetual flame.
 
brianmanahan said:
i probably wont end up getting one 🙁
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Plan I wish, plan I might,
A pointless task, this is tonight,
For blood be curdled, blood be red,
Satin sheets, stains on bed

My curse of nature,
A godless task,
I leave you all, this thread my last,
My name was Brian, Beyond the grave,
This fearful NEF, I send with shame
 
linuxboy said:
In the land where the river burns at night
And rock-and-roll found its fame
There lived a man of manlet height
Brianmanahan was his name

He made his living as a wordy man
Squeezing out a pome or three
Neffing through every single ban
His mouth screamed truth like a banshee

And nothing could stop his power and might
Nothing could silence his wit
Until the sneeze, until the fright
Ebola came... that dude got hit

With one week left of coughing, sneezing, poop
He begged: remember my name
In one last pome, in one last swoop
The burning, perpetual flame.
Click to expand...

forget shakespeare, this is better!
 
Don't sweat it man. Apple is coming out with iBola next month after which it will sue ebola into non-existence over patent infringement. So if you can just hang on a bit longer you'll be good.
 
linuxboy said:
In the land where the river burns at night
And rock-and-roll found its fame
There lived a man of manlet height
Brianmanahan was his name

He made his living as a wordy man
Squeezing out a pome or three
Neffing through every single ban
His mouth screamed truth like a banshee

And nothing could stop his power and might
Nothing could silence his wit
Until the sneeze, until the fright
Ebola came... that dude got hit

With one week left of coughing, sneezing, poop
He begged: remember my name
In one last pome, in one last swoop
The burning, perpetual flame.
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Damned, that was good.

:thumbsup::thumbsup:
 
Puppies04 said:
We need a pome expressing your newly found sense of mortality.

Edit.


Here is your death pome a few days early....


There was a man who wrote posts like these,
who thought he had a deadly disease.
He was covered in spots,
and itching a lot,
but it turned out just to be fleas.
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adding on

There was a man who wrote posts like these,
who thought he had a deadly disease.
He was covered in spots,
and itching a lot,
but it turned out just to be fleas
and also a lot of warm ass breeze
 
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