Damnit! There's a dead mouse in my basement

[Russ]

<< Hey,best watch out how you speak of us girls buster!!!!! >>



Jean,

You're a woman, and I have no doubt that you can kick rodent ass.

Russ, NCNE

 

[ViperMagic]

Woodchucks + .30-06 = Fun

And there nothing but giant mice!

 

[fatbaby]

i say you eat it...

But beware, if it has spots, it obviously has that "haunta virus" (if you live in utah)

 

[Geekbabe]

<< RambleOn,

You'd fit right in at the office of one of my clients. A couple of weeks ago I was over there working on a network problem, and they're all standing around the front desk googly and whacked out. This office is all women - well, there is one guy, but his screensaver is men in bikini swim trunks, if you get my drift.

Turns out there's a huge dead rat out on their front lawn, and I mean HUGE. This thing was the size of a poodle. "PLEASE, Russ, can you get rid of it for us?" You should have seen the look on their faces when I walked outside, picked it up, carried it over and tossed it in the dumpster. One almost threw up.

Russ, NCNE >>




ah, rat retrival and disposal services, how much extra did that add to your billable hours that day ?

 

[HOWITIS]

quit being a wuss and go get that mouse. i once had to clean mice blood off of capet before. and what ever you do not let your woman know about this.

 

[RambleOn]

Too late, the girlfriend already knows, that's why I was under pressure to get rid of the damn thing. In fact, she helped dispose of him I had her hold a hefty bag, while I grabbed a broom and swept his dead ass into the bag. I then proceeded to carry him out and put him in the trash can. Fortunately the trash pickup is on Tuesday. It was pretty gross when I picked up the bag and could feel his dead weight, along with the thought of carrying around a dead mouse. I'm glad that's over with! Man, I feel like a giant pussbag, but I really hate mice!

 

[Ns1]

<< Man, I feel like a giant pussbag >>




rightfully so

 

[Russ]

<< Man, I feel like a giant pussbag >>



That's okay, bunky, we all have our irrational fears. With me, it's needles. Whenever I donate blood, they have to have the smelling salts handy.

Russ, NCNE

 

[MajesticMoose]

what if it wasn't dead. Maybe it was just laying there waiting for you to get close so it can attack and bite your head off like the rabbit from monty python

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