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minendo

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Sitting at the computer playing some poker and take a look out the window. Two morons are scoping out my car and getting ready to break in.

Piece of sh!t morons.
 

minendo

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Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Shouldn't you be calling the cops?
They won't do sh!t. We had to call them one night because some guy was peaking in first floor windows. Took them 1 hour to get here.

Instead I just went out on the balcony and asked the guys how it was going. They took off.
 

Heisenberg

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Dec 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Shouldn't you be calling the cops?
They won't do sh!t. We had to call them one night because some guy was peaking in first floor windows. Took them 1 hour to get here.

Instead I just went out on the balcony and asked the guys how it was going. They took off.
Jeebus, is there that much crime or are the cops just inept?

Maybe a few warning shots would be in order then.
 

djheater

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Mar 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Shouldn't you be calling the cops?
They won't do sh!t. We had to call them one night because some guy was peaking in first floor windows. Took them 1 hour to get here.

Instead I just went out on the balcony and asked the guys how it was going. They took off.

Funny story:

A guy broke into my apartment once and stole my VCR (completely ignoring the $700 stereo). A few days later I happened to be home quietly reading with only a single light on... I hear the door open and I KNOW it's not my roommate. Frightened, I stealthily make for the nearest available weapon which happens to be my roommates reenactment longsword. I leap into the kitchen and scare the fvck out of the would-be robber brandishing a fvcking sword in the middle of my kitchen, I chase him onto the porch and threaten to cut his fvcking head off if I ever see him again.
 

minendo

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Aug 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Shouldn't you be calling the cops?
They won't do sh!t. We had to call them one night because some guy was peaking in first floor windows. Took them 1 hour to get here.

Instead I just went out on the balcony and asked the guys how it was going. They took off.
Jeebus, is there that much crime or are the cops just inept?

Maybe a few warning shots would be in order then.

Cops around here are morons.
 

MichaelD

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Frightened, I stealthily make for the nearest available weapon which happens to be my roommates reenactment longsword. I leap into the kitchen and scare the fvck out of the would-be robber brandishing a fvcking sword in the middle of my kitchen, I chase him onto the porch and threaten to cut his fvcking head off if I ever see him again.

That is the most awesome story I've heard in a long time. :D The only way it could be better is if you would've run him thru w/said sword and he perished upon the steel of your blade. In Texas, it would be completely legal and you would be the town hero and women would want you. God bless Texas.
 

Turkish

Lifer
May 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Shouldn't you be calling the cops?
They won't do sh!t. We had to call them one night because some guy was peaking in first floor windows. Took them 1 hour to get here.

Instead I just went out on the balcony and asked the guys how it was going. They took off.

Funny story:

A guy broke into my apartment once and stole my VCR (completely ignoring the $700 stereo). A few days later I happened to be home quietly reading with only a single light on... I hear the door open and I KNOW it's not my roommate. Frightened, I stealthily make for the nearest available weapon which happens to be my roommates reenactment longsword. I leap into the kitchen and scare the fvck out of the would-be robber brandishing a fvcking sword in the middle of my kitchen, I chase him onto the porch and threaten to cut his fvcking head off if I ever see him again.

:Q
 

djheater

Lifer
Mar 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Frightened, I stealthily make for the nearest available weapon which happens to be my roommates reenactment longsword. I leap into the kitchen and scare the fvck out of the would-be robber brandishing a fvcking sword in the middle of my kitchen, I chase him onto the porch and threaten to cut his fvcking head off if I ever see him again.

That is the most awesome story I've heard in a long time. :D The only way it could be better is if you would've run him thru w/said sword and he perished upon the steel of your blade. In Texas, it would be completely legal and you would be the town hero and women would want you. God bless Texas.

I was prety fvcking stoked at the time..

Moral of the story is Reenactment swords ARE a useful purchase. ;)
 

Turkish

Lifer
May 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Shouldn't you be calling the cops?
They won't do sh!t. We had to call them one night because some guy was peaking in first floor windows. Took them 1 hour to get here.

Instead I just went out on the balcony and asked the guys how it was going. They took off.
Jeebus, is there that much crime or are the cops just inept?

Maybe a few warning shots would be in order then.

Cops around here are morons.

Another entry to my No-No list: West Lafayette
 

dighn

Lifer
Aug 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: djheater
A guy broke into my apartment once and stole my VCR (completely ignoring the $700 stereo). A few days later I happened to be home quietly reading with only a single light on... I hear the door open and I KNOW it's not my roommate. Frightened, I stealthily make for the nearest available weapon which happens to be my roommates reenactment longsword. I leap into the kitchen and scare the fvck out of the would-be robber brandishing a fvcking sword in the middle of my kitchen, I chase him onto the porch and threaten to cut his fvcking head off if I ever see him again.

LOL

i can see how that would be intimidating
 

Turkish

Lifer
May 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Frightened, I stealthily make for the nearest available weapon which happens to be my roommates reenactment longsword. I leap into the kitchen and scare the fvck out of the would-be robber brandishing a fvcking sword in the middle of my kitchen, I chase him onto the porch and threaten to cut his fvcking head off if I ever see him again.

That is the most awesome story I've heard in a long time. :D The only way it could be better is if you would've run him thru w/said sword and he perished upon the steel of your blade. In Texas, it would be completely legal and you would be the town hero and women would want you. God bless Texas.

I was prety fvcking stoked at the time..

Moral of the story is Reenactment swords ARE a useful purchase. ;)

Yes they are :D
 

minendo

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Aug 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: XietyCOM
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Shouldn't you be calling the cops?
They won't do sh!t. We had to call them one night because some guy was peaking in first floor windows. Took them 1 hour to get here.

Instead I just went out on the balcony and asked the guys how it was going. They took off.
Jeebus, is there that much crime or are the cops just inept?

Maybe a few warning shots would be in order then.

Cops around here are morons.

Another entry to my No-No list: West Lafayette

West Lafayette cops are not bad, it's the Lafayette cops that suck.
 

myusername

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Jun 8, 2003
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Originally posted by: minendo
Sitting at the computer playing some poker and take a look out the window. Two morons are scoping out my car and getting ready to break in.

Piece of sh!t morons.

Deja vu
:confused:
 

Shame

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"West Lafayette cops are not bad, it's the Lafayette cops that suck."

Why would you call the LPD, when you live in WLaf? Maybe that is why they don't come... :D
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: Eli
.....

And you're posting about it?!

They are gone, what else would I do?
Ahh..

Well.. what are you going to do? Do you have a garage you can put your car into or anything?
 

djheater

Lifer
Mar 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: Eli
.....

And you're posting about it?!

They are gone, what else would I do?
Ahh..

Well.. what are you going to do? Do you have a garage you can put your car into or anything?

I think your car is probably to nice for your neighborhood. When I lived in the city I had a crappy car that no one ever bothered.... actually I still have a crappy car which no one ever bothers. :D
 

minendo

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Originally posted by: Shame
"West Lafayette cops are not bad, it's the Lafayette cops that suck."

Why would you call the LPD, when you live in WLaf? Maybe that is why they don't come... :D
Because I don't live in West Lafayette. I live in Lafayette.