Damn punks

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Eli
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And you're posting about it?!

They are gone, what else would I do?

Ahh..

Well.. what are you going to do? Do you have a garage you can put your car into or anything?

Nope. I doubt they will be back, but just in case they do decide to come back I enabled my secondary alarm in the car.

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: djheater


Funny story:

A guy broke into my apartment once and stole my VCR (completely ignoring the $700 stereo). A few days later I happened to be home quietly reading with only a single light on... I hear the door open and I KNOW it's not my roommate. Frightened, I stealthily make for the nearest available weapon which happens to be my roommates reenactment longsword. I leap into the kitchen and scare the fvck out of the would-be robber brandishing a fvcking sword in the middle of my kitchen, I chase him onto the porch and threaten to cut his fvcking head off if I ever see him again.

great story. You should rig it so at the flick of a button that song from pulp fiction would go on when Bruce Willis brandished that samuri sword.

 

[Shame]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Shame
"West Lafayette cops are not bad, it's the Lafayette cops that suck."

Why would you call the LPD, when you live in WLaf? Maybe that is why they don't come...

Because I don't live in West Lafayette. I live in Lafayette.

Oh, your profile says WLAF. If you live in Laf, sorry, that was probably me scoping out your car.

Ed: I've been wanting a Pinto for a long time...

 

[thatsright]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Frightened, I stealthily make for the nearest available weapon which happens to be my roommates reenactment longsword. I leap into the kitchen and scare the fvck out of the would-be robber brandishing a fvcking sword in the middle of my kitchen, I chase him onto the porch and threaten to cut his fvcking head off if I ever see him again.

That is the most awesome story I've heard in a long time. The only way it could be better is if you would've run him thru w/said sword and he perished upon the steel of your blade. In Texas, it would be completely legal and you would be the town hero and women would want you. God bless Texas.

MichaelD: So CREEPY, yet so true. Only in the Black Hole of Texas, where EVERYONE gets the death penalty. Ummmm, except babies.