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DAMN! My 2 year old just put away three hot dogs!

jonnyGURU

jonnyGURU

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I have to wonder if they fed her at day care. She just killed off three Hebrew Nationals like they were nothing. And she's small for her age! (under 50% percentile.)

I remember when I could eat alot.

More than 10 years ago, yakko and I would go mountain biking and we'd EACH finish off a whole Gumby's pizza after the ride! I can't even eat half a pizza now and if I do, I gain 5 pounds!!! 😱 😱 😱

*sigh* Metabolism.
 
Holy crap, that is a lot of food for a two year old, still, I have moments where I could eat until I explode I get so hungry. I don't know if that's cause I'm 20 or just cause I'm really hungry, but it happens from time to time. We'll see if that holds up with age.
 
don't feed your kid hotdogs at all. Full of shite. give her proper food, vegetables, etc... things with vitamins and all that.
 
I have three kids here are my observations about Toddler eating habits.

1) They will occasionally refuse absolutely everything for no apparent reason (unless it's candy of course, and sometimes even that)
2) It takes about 20 times of eating something before it becomes acceptable and isn't met with an ugly expression
3) Sometimes they pack it away to make up for the last three weeks of refusing everything but Cheerios.

I'm sure she's fine, if she eats a balanced diet on a monthly basis it'll all work out. No sense trying for a balanced meal every time... You'll just drive yourself nuts and make her miserable.
 
Originally posted by: mchammer187
hotdogs with bun?

if so that is a crapload for a 2 year old
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No 2 year old in the world eats hot dogs with a bun.
I have to cut the ends off for mine too. Don't know why but they think the ends are gross, and one of them 'skins' the hot dog.

Not all stores carry skinless franks.
 
are Hebrew Nationals healthier than Armour hotdogs? IIRC, I had a few Armour dogs a week ago and each dog contained monstrous amounts of fat etc

oh, and make sure she doesn't do it often. She'll thank you later in life 😀
 
Originally posted by: Marlin1975
This your kid?

Kids
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Haha..I was watching an episode of Maury with a kid like that...weighted 150 lbs and was 3 years old..if they took away a plate of food from him at Applebee's he would cry, and then they would give it back..when they put a lock on the fridge he sat there for hours trying to pick it :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: andylawcc
train her! she is ready to be the next http://www.ifoce.com/eaters.php?action=detail&sn=22

or more appropiately...
http://www.ifoce.com/eaters.php?action=detail&sn=20
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Cool. Except for the cow brains!! :disgust: :disgust: :disgust:

These are without the buns. I don't think they're full of "shite" because they're Hebrew National. 😉

She DOES eat fruits and vegetables. NO PROBLEM. That IS her problem usually. She's UNDERWEIGHT because that's usually ALL she eats.

We need to put weight on her, but she refuses starches. I plopped down the hotdogs that were left over from my Superbowl party and they were gone in 5 minutes!

She was eating those Cracker Jack rice cakes, but now she's decided she doesn't like those anymore either. I think I'll give her one of my Clif Bars now. 😱
 
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: loic2003
don't feed your kid hotdogs at all. Full of shite. give her proper food, vegetables, etc... things with vitamins and all that.
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You don't have kids, do you? NO. So STFU.
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Ah right, so when I have kids it'll make sense to give them three spine & hoof dogs in a row... The wisdom that magically appears with parenthood; I look forward to it.
 
Originally posted by: Marlin1975
This your kid?

Kids
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Umm... No. Read the first sentence of my post. She's under the 50th percentile for weight (but 75% for height! But that because her dad is 6'4".) 😉

 
Originally posted by: loic2003
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: loic2003
don't feed your kid hotdogs at all. Full of shite. give her proper food, vegetables, etc... things with vitamins and all that.
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You don't have kids, do you? NO. So STFU.
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Ah right, so when I have kids it'll make sense to give them three spine & hoof dogs in a row... The wisdom that magically appears with parenthood; I look forward to it.
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Are you a vegetarian? Obviously not a hardcore one if you are or you would have really gone off, but when it comes to Hot Dogs, I'm not feeding my kid Oscar "floor sweepings" Meyers. 🙂

It's cool. I hear ya.

 
Originally posted by: loic2003
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: loic2003
don't feed your kid hotdogs at all. Full of shite. give her proper food, vegetables, etc... things with vitamins and all that.
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You don't have kids, do you? NO. So STFU.
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Ah right, so when I have kids it'll make sense to give them three spine & hoof dogs in a row... The wisdom that magically appears with parenthood; I look forward to it.
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Parenthood just reinforces the realization of maturity, that you don't know everything, which is where I think you're having the disconnect.
 
Originally posted by: FlyLice
OK so who's gonna clean up the crap that comes out?
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"Umm.. Honey, I'm feeling kind of tired. I think I'll retire early. Do you think you can put the baby to bed tonight? Don't forget to change her."

 
Originally posted by: jonnyGURU
Originally posted by: FlyLice
OK so who's gonna clean up the crap that comes out?
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"Umm.. Honey, I'm feeling kind of tired. I think I'll retire early. Do you think you can put the baby to bed tonight? Don't forget to change her."
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haha pwnage t3h wife
 
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