Curious about who you were in a past life?

[IronWing]

your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.you were born somewhere in the territory of modern tibet around the year 850. Your profession was that of a seaman, cook or carpenter. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

wtf?!?!?

 

[TehMac]

here's a hint: whatever it says your current sex is, the algorithm is going to say you were previously the opposite sex to make the bull shit seem more convincing.

They never banked on a hundred nerds comparing answers on a forum. But I bet they're happy its going on.

edit: never mind, I guess this one does switch it up.

 

[KaOTiK]

Your past life diagnosis: You were Batman

 

[destrekor]

Look at all these women parading around as men! HA

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Germany around the year 1775. Your profession was that of a sailor or shoemaker. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge.

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Not so much a fan of drama, though I've always seen myself as able to act, if I cared to. Never tried, the drama department in highschool terrified me.

If I changed things forever ago, I'd be a method actor.
Probably get forced into rehab many times in my character research. :biggrin:

Oh and bullshit. Ze Germans were retarded back then. I'm a reincarnated member of my genetic ancestry, one who put some ink to all the founding documents of the great country. Was also known to love to thoroughly test the waters of the single female pool. Possibly the slave pool too. Was awesome for being a pro-state-rights thinker. And was somewhat of a genius himself. Except for the whole turkey fiasco - those are only good for eating.

 

[Analog]

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ontario around the year 1525. Your profession was that of a entertainer, musician, poet or temple-dancer. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people. Do you remember now?

 

[ahenkel]

I was a female and a judge or banker in New Zealand in 1350. Was there even judges in NZ in 1350 let alone female. This is stupid

 

[CrackRabbit]

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Tibet around the year 850. Your profession was that of a seaman, cook or carpenter. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.

I got the same thing. Buncha bullshit.

 

[IronWing]

I got the same thing. Buncha bullshit.

Twinsese?

 

[lxskllr]

I got the same thing. Buncha bullshit.

Curious you'd be a sailor in a landlocked area :^D

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

I was a female and a judge or banker in New Zealand in 1350. Was there even judges in NZ in 1350 let alone female. This is stupid

There pretty much weren't even white people, certainly no colonization.

 

[Iron Woode]

I was a zygote in my past life. My interests included mitosis and... well mainly mitosis.

and absorbing your identical twin.

 

[nanette1985]

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Siberia around the year 1500. Your profession was that of a designer, engineer or craftsman. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is the development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find a good teacher and spend a good part of your time and energy on learning from his wisdom. Do you remember now?


I don't remember what I had for lunch yesterday - why would I remember what happened in Siberia in 1500?

 

[Schadenfroh]

Wtf

Your past life diagnosis:i don't know how you feel about it, but you were a war criminal in your last earthly incarnation.

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You are bound to endure punishment for the sins of your past life, which tragically ended at the hands of an assassin. Be of joyful heart that reincarnation does not work the way some religions describe it or you would be a worm.

 

[thebestMAX]

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Wales around the year 1300. Your profession was that of a warrior, hunter, fisherman or executor of sacrifices.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

Your lesson is to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.
Do you remember now?

Pretty accurate for only giving a birth date.

 

[DangerAardvark]

and absorbing your identical twin.

We don't talk about Jumby.

 

[TwinsenTacquito]

I'm shocked that everybody born the day I was were all the same person in a past life.

 

[BoomerD]

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Oceania around the year 400. Your profession was that of a jeweler or watch-maker.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to learn discretion and moderation and then to teach others to do the same. Your life will be happier if you help those who lack reasoning.
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Do you remember now?


Damn...they must have me confused with someone else...No part of the profile is even reasonably accurate.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Greece around the year 1075. Your profession was that of a monk (nun), bee-keeper or lone gunman. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.

Lol. One of my first gf's did a psychological profile on me as a project and said I was either going to be a monk or a killer.

 

[Nemesis 1]

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA North-East around the year 525. Your profession was that of a librarian, priest or keeper of tribal relics.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is the development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find a good teacher and spend a good part of your time and energy on learning from his wisdom.

 

[zanejohnson]

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ireland around the year 950. Your profession was that of a banker, usurer, moneylender or judge. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom.

 

[TehMac]

I was a female and a judge or banker in New Zealand in 1350. Was there even judges in NZ in 1350 let alone female. This is stupid

LOL! I can just imagine all the polynesians coming down to deposit their checks in a 14th century bank before going off again in their canoes.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ireland around the year 950. Your profession was that of a banker, usurer, moneylender or judge. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom.

Still working on that I see.

 

[Nemesis 1]

If you believe in reincarnation please kill yourself and come back as someone less stupid.

Post your results let us judge a little. You all know me from here . Mine fits like a glove and expands on my own words . neat stuff here. LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE2fD1rbxDU&feature=related

 

[Nemesis 1]

Bumped for moonie to play this , I would like to see what his birth date says

 

[darkxshade]

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Yukon around the year 1675. Your profession was that of a leader, major or captain.

Female captain/major in 1675... sure :hmm: