Curious about who you were in a past life?

[Skitzer]

http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/

[SIZE=+2]Your past life diagnosis:[/SIZE] I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Yukon around the year 850. Your profession was that of a map maker, astrologer, astronomer. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main task is to make the world more beautiful. Physical and spiritual deserts are just waiting for your touch. Keep smiling! Do you remember now?

 

[lxskllr]

I don't buy it...

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South of Latin America around the year 000. Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.

Edit:
I screwed up the first time, and entered the date wrong. Apparently I was actually a Japanese female :^D

[SIZE=+2]Your past life diagnosis:[/SIZE]I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South Japan around the year 600. Your profession was that of a shepherd, horseman or forester.Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all difficulties of life with a joyful heart. You should help others by bringing them a spirit of joy.Do you remember now?

 

[Gothgar]

dumb as fuck

 

[DangerAardvark]

I was a zygote in my past life. My interests included mitosis and... well mainly mitosis.

 

[pontifex]

http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/

[SIZE=+2]Your past life diagnosis:[/SIZE] I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Yukon around the year 850. Your profession was that of a map maker, astrologer, astronomer. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main task is to make the world more beautiful. Physical and spiritual deserts are just waiting for your touch. Keep smiling! Do you remember now?

wait, a woman working at a profession in that time period? I'm no expert in that era, but that sounds pretty damn odd to me.

 

[gaidensensei]

Wonder how many unique entries this has. Anyone paired up with mine:

[SIZE=+2]Your past life diagnosis:[/SIZE] I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Korea around the year 1500. Your profession was that of a dramatist, director, musician or bard. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.

 

[lxskllr]

Seems as though everyone was female. I wonder how we got to this point :^D

 

[pontifex]

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South Africa around the year 1200. Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to study, to practice and to use the wisdom that lies within the psychological sciences and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in your present life. Do you remember now?

all they go by is your birth date? lmao!!!

I've thought about reincarnation off and on for some time and this is nothing like what I would have ever come up with on my own. hell, the "lesson learned" part doesn't even sound like me at all.

haha, if you enter the same date again, it gives you the same info, so everyone else born on my b-day was also the same exact person in that previous life, or that same exact type of person?

 

[pontifex]

Wonder how many unique entries this has. Anyone paired up with mine:

[SIZE=+2]Your past life diagnosis:[/SIZE] I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Korea around the year 1500. Your profession was that of a dramatist, director, musician or bard. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.

your profession and profile don't seem to go together.

 

[pyonir]

This is something I'd expect from a forwarded email from some dumb, gullible family member.

 

[pontifex]

This is something I'd expect from a forwarded email from some dumb, gullible family member.

myspace or facebook

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

If you believe in reincarnation please kill yourself and come back as someone less stupid.

 

[Skitzer]

LOL You guys are taking this waaayyyy too seriously.

 

[Matthiasa]

Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern West Australia around the year 900. Your profession was that of a monk (nun), bee-keeper or lone gunman.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge.
Do you remember now?

A lone female gunman in the 900's while in Australia. Yeah totally possible... wait what?

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

If you believe in reincarnation please kill yourself and come back as someone less stupid.

Give us your date of birth

[SIZE=+2]Your past life diagnosis:[/SIZE] I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Northern England around the year 1250. Your profession was that of a shepherd, horseman or forester. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods. Do you remember now?

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That's pretty cool. I'm going to eliminate radioactivity by psychological means!

 

[gaidensensei]

When is it gonna turn male?

 

[Riceninja]

its amazing what technology can do with just your birthday.

 

[lxskllr]

A lone female gunman in the 900's while in Australia. Yeah totally possible... wait what?

Hmm...

The earliest depiction of a firearm is a sculpture from a cave in Sichuan, China. The sculpture dates to the 1100s and is of a figure carrying a vase-shaped bombard with flames and a cannonball coming out of it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firearm

 

[Red Squirrel]

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Turkey around the year 1550. Your profession was that of a farmer, weaver or tailor. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is the development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find a good teacher and spend a good part of your time and energy on learning from his wisdom.


I don't remember this at all. I just remember swimming in a large tube like structure with millions of others like me, and I was the first one to hit some kind of giant squishy egg like ball. It was a race. The race of life. I won.

But I still lost the game.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Oh you poor gender confused souls. ^_^

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Germany around the year 1575. Your profession was that of a teacher, mathematician or geologist.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.

 

[coldmeat]

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Austria around the year 800. Your profession was that of a warrior, hunter, fisherman or executor of sacrifices.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.




So everyone with the same birthday as me had the same previous life?

 

[Leros]

I used to be part of a star.

 

[IronWing]

I'm not sure what folks can do with just your IP and your birthday, but they sure put a lot of effort into the phish hook.

 

[IronWing]

I used to be part of a star.

Me too, a dwarf. At least it was a white dwarf.

 

[Cattlegod]

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Tibet around the year 850. Your profession was that of a seaman, cook or carpenter. Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.