Oh Jesus, where to start?
- Rode around campus on a moped, naked
- Knocked myself out with a pumpkin. Someone bet me a quarter I couldn't break it open over my head.
- Climbed into the back of cop car cuz I thot it was a cab
- Woke up on the kitchen floor of an appartment that I use to live in 2 years ago. Still don't know how I got in 🙂
- Back in college there was a long dark road that led up to the main campus. Me and a buddy rode on top of one of the big green dumpsters down that road until we crashed into a pond.
- Closed and LOCKED my fingers in a car door
- I wasn't driving, but was in front seat when my bud drove thru a guys stone wall into his living room
- Packed 11 people into a Chevy Chevett coming back from Montreal 🙂
The list goes on, but I don't wanna think about it.
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