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Crazy/Stupid things you've done while drunk?

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MaxDSP

Lifer
I dry-humped a stuffed animal like 2 months ago 😱

Also, I called up my friend's ex-girlfriend and made some "sexual intercourse" remarks

Ive got more but the alcohol's taking a toll on the noggin
 
i think the dumbest thing i ever did drunk was drive. i'm talking driving while blind. i don't even remember it.

thankfully i only did that once.

 
told a group of people that my name was dickhead... woke up the next morning with everyone callin me dickhead 😱
 


<< hehe.. what kind of animal? >>



It was a panda....it wasn't smiling when I looked at it in the morning


😱
 


<< we got my friends dog drunk once and it dry humped a pillow if that counts >>



did he hump the stuffing out of it?


😛
 


<< I dry-humped a stuffed animal like 2 months ago >>


Dude that's nothing. I have dry-humped my male friends. One time there was a row of like 5 of us humping eachother. Like one guy at front, then a guy behind, then another guy behind etc. We actually have a pic of it. It's fugging hilarious 😀 We all got these sh!tfaced grins on our face and beers in our hand....man we were drunk that night 🙂 I forget who took the pic, but we mostly did it for the pose.

We also call friends who aren't present when we are drinking and leave messages on their machines acting like we are gay & attracted to them...it's so damn funny to hear them when you are sober the next day.

Body tatoos...only it's with magic markers that take forever to wash off.

Running around and mooning people.

i'll stop now.
 
Fell over with my arm across a shelf of movies in Blockbuster. Knocked about 20-30 movies onto the floor, got all the employees staring at me as I picked myself up off the floor.
 
Let's see, besides driving I've been known to try and do stunts like jump over fences, do flips and stuff. One that was probably the most memorable is when I tried to hurdle over a pretty short fence. I ended up tripping over it and landed on my shoulder. Ended up dislocating it but I guess it was all good for the laughs hehe.
 
get into a fight on the street...luckily i didn't sustain any injuries, or if i did, i didn't feel anything...haha...
also, luckily no cops showed up else i probably would of spent the night in jail for public intoxication...
 
i was stationed in korea for a year. i did and saw too many stupid things to even remember, many of it i couldn't repeat here.

i dont think i ever dry humped anything but i did climb up on the roof of my house naked one night at 3 am.
 


<< I dry-humped a stuffed animal like 2 months ago 😱

Also, I called up my friend's ex-girlfriend and made some "sexual intercourse" remarks

Ive got more but the alcohol's taking a toll on the noggin >>


drinking is bad for you. it's good to alway be in control and not under influence. it has a medicine use to heal burns, ant bites, and sooth burns.
 


<< drinking is bad for you. it's good to alway be in control and not under influence. it has a medicine use to heal burns, ant bites, and sooth burns.
 >>



looks like you've been friends with the bottle tonight as well.
 
I was laying down on a wall for a second on my way home from the music club.
I obviously moved a little too much and fell down on the other side; in a river.
I was almost freezing to death on my way home (5AM in November).
All I know from that is that I was freakin' cold, my friends told me the story the next day.
Last thing that I remember was that we got free beer (a lot) at the club and that I had a Jaegermeister (whole bottle) before.
 


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<< i sleep with my friends aunt >>

LOL does your friend know? >>



not only does he know but a lot of my friends know, needless to say they give me a lot of sht about it
that completely lose it when I try to explain that she took advantage of me, which she did🙁
 


<<

<< drinking is bad for you. it's good to alway be in control and not under influence. it has a medicine use to heal burns, ant bites, and sooth burns.
 >>



looks like you've been friends with the bottle tonight as well. >>



LOL 😀

 


<< i am sorry... but what's dry-humped? >>


haha. come on dude...use your common sense 😉

humping with your clothes on
 
One night in November I got really trashed with my college suitemates (probably around 15 shots of SoCo each in very little time) and we left our dorm and went looking for trouble.

We passed by a dorm that had recently thrown a Hodown themed party, and picked up a bale of hay that conveinently happened to be lying out. Then we went to another dorm and went into our friend (who happens to be the RA) 's suite. He wasn't there, so we let ourselves into his room, put the hay bale on his bed and cut the ties. Then we threw hay everywhere. Oops. We didn't know that he happened to be extremely allergic. That's another story.

On our way out we noticed that the dorm circuit breakers were conveinently located in the R.A. suite. A friend of mine flipped them off and then on again, and the dorm lost power for about 10 seconds. Needless to say, about half of the people in the dorm missed their earliest classes because their alarm clocks didn't go off. I hear some people were pissed.

Oh well. I didn't make it to any of my classes the next day, I looked like death warmed over, and felt like it too.
 
Long story short, I dry humped a wall.

Here's another story (not mine but a friend of mine). My friend was at a party in another town and got pretty wasted. He saw this really good looking girl but instead of going up to her he went in the corner and uh shook hands with Thomas Jefferson if you know what I mean.
 
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