Originally posted by: crossrode
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Originally posted by: toekramp
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Originally posted by: Luthien
Man you should have pressed charges with the police right then and there.
Racist asian lesbians?</blockquote>
mother/daughter i believe</blockquote>
They sound Korean. A few weeks ago my Iranian next door neighbor's Iranian girlfriend went nuts and barged into my house drunk! My wife pulled up in the driveway and this drunk, anebrieated neighbor woman from hell ran up and threw her arms around my wife squashing her in the car door. I ran out to the driveway (I was watching from my computer in the front window) and yelled for her to back off. I told her she was drunk and she should back off. The other next door neighbor converged on her too. She followed Darren back into his garage telling him, "I love you!". So, my wife and I go in the house. A few minutes later the doorbell rings. It's the Iranian bar woman from hell! I open the door she trys to barge past me into the house! She has never been in my house! Not even to borrow a cup a sugar! I smash her hand in the door preventing her from enterng! She says, "oooooooooooooooooooow!" I say, "hurts don't it!"
I escort her out to the front of the house. I go with her jumping on my back, "saying ef me, ...you are the best guitar player in the world!" I have never spoke to this woman, I swear. Darren comes to the door. He says I had to pick her up out of my house and carry her outside! I called the police. The woman continues to jump on me. I say I don't want to, "but you are forcing me to call the police on you." The police come. I tell the officer she is probally hiding in the bushes. We search the bushes. No drunk, impassioned Iranian lady to be found. Here comes a Ford Aerostar up the street and pulls in the driveway. I tell the officer I have never seen the car there before, lived here 20 years. The door opens. I tell the officer that is her on the passenger side. I believe the woman had run down the street and busted in the house of another neighbor!
Anyway. Darren can't let his kids play outside anymore. The woman drives a Mustang like Mario Andreddi. She drives away each morning and comes back with a bag full of cigarettes. But, what do you expect from an Iranian bar girl? Did I say that right?
BTW. Thanks for your story.