Crazy Ass Neighbor *Pic Added* **UPDATED** *AUDIO ADDED**

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toekramp

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Originally posted by: Triumph
Oh yeah, try using some ammonia and a razor blade to get the glue off. Thats what I used on the inside of my windshield to get the glue off that was left behind after removing my tint.

Goo Gone and razor blade took care of it :)
 

Mucho

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If you did not park in front of their house none of this would have happened. I wonder who is the crazy ass?
 

wetcat007

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Originally posted by: Mucho
If you did not park in front of their house none of this would have happened. I wonder who is the crazy ass?

It's legal for him to park there.
 

Rubycon

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Get one of these and park it there. You could run over a motorcar with that thing! :shocked:

Saw this at Georgetown this afternoon. It's a full sized tractor like the big rigs on the highway! :Q
 

Al Neri

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they sound intelligent...

it's great that we live in a society where reverse racism is the norm...
 

tcsenter

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Originally posted by: blurredvision
When say "White trash? That's terrific", you almost sound like Jim Halpert from The Office to me. Makes it even funnier :thumbsup:.
I would've liked it better had he said:

"What are you saying...'me so hoe-nee'? And you 'love long time'?"

As for the crazy jokes, some of these people truly are mentally unstable and potentially dangerous. Think Castro's Mariel boat lift and all the felons or mentally ill that Mexico has sent over here. Many countries rely heavily on emmigration as an effective way to 'manage' (i.e. get rid of) their dregs, low lifes, criminals, and nut jobs. Mexico set up water and shade points for them throughout the desert and put up signs pointing the way to guarantee they make it to the US alive and ready to rob, rape, pillage, and murder.

Watch your back. Check all the lugnuts and brake lines every time you get in your car.
 

Doodoo

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Dont be surprised when next time you park there, you come out and your car is keyed.
 

maziwanka

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Originally posted by: Doodoo
Dont be surprised when next time you park there, you come out and your car is keyed.

i hate that ****** so much; OP, you should seriously set up like a sting operation. park your car in front of that house and stand down the street (behind something) with a camcorder. catch those fvckers in the act.

AND, if you do, you HAVE to catch the expression on their faces with the camcorder. it will be priceless.
 

Luthien

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Man you should have pressed charges with the police right then and there.

Racist asian lesbians?
 

RampantAndroid

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...That's.....really stupid.

I don't know how well a "sting" operation would work, you'd need a camera that can handle low light conditions...as I imagine there are street lamps, but it won't be much light. Personally, I'd just not park there, but like you said, you can't avoid it sometimes. Take off work one day and videotape it, press charges.

The logic of "you parked there, your problem" is.....well...stupid. It IS public property as the officer pointed out...

Glad to hear the glue came off OK.
 

tealk

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OMg the Audio is freakin' AWOME! I played it for everyone in the office......hahaha.......Good Stuff!
 

crossrode

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Originally posted by: toekramp
Originally posted by: Luthien
Man you should have pressed charges with the police right then and there.

Racist asian lesbians?

mother/daughter i believe

They sound Korean. A few weeks ago my Iranian next door neighbor's Iranian girlfriend went nuts and barged into my house drunk! My wife pulled up in the driveway and this drunk, anebrieated neighbor woman from hell ran up and threw her arms around my wife squashing her in the car door. I ran out to the driveway (I was watching from my computer in the front window) and yelled for her to back off. I told her she was drunk and she should back off. The other next door neighbor converged on her too. She followed Darren back into his garage telling him, "I love you!". So, my wife and I go in the house. A few minutes later the doorbell rings. It's the Iranian bar woman from hell! I open the door she trys to barge past me into the house! She has never been in my house! Not even to borrow a cup a sugar! I smash her hand in the door preventing her from enterng! She says, "oooooooooooooooooooow!" I say, "hurts don't it!"

I escort her out to the front of the house. I go with her jumping on my back, "saying ef me, ...you are the best guitar player in the world!" I have never spoke to this woman, I swear. Darren comes to the door. He says I had to pick her up out of my house and carry her outside! I called the police. The woman continues to jump on me. I say I don't want to, "but you are forcing me to call the police on you." The police come. I tell the officer she is probally hiding in the bushes. We search the bushes. No drunk, impassioned Iranian lady to be found. Here comes a Ford Aerostar up the street and pulls in the driveway. I tell the officer I have never seen the car there before, lived here 20 years. The door opens. I tell the officer that is her on the passenger side. I believe the woman had run down the street and busted in the house of another neighbor!

Anyway. Darren can't let his kids play outside anymore. The woman drives a Mustang like Mario Andreddi. She drives away each morning and comes back with a bag full of cigarettes. But, what do you expect from an Iranian bar girl? Did I say that right?

BTW. Thanks for your story.

 

Dacalo

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Awesome thread OP, it's keeping me entertained on a Monday. Great pwnage and great job keeping your cool. You have people management skills all over you! :D

Originally posted by: crossrode

They sound Korean.

They don't sound Korean to me.

Although it was very nice of you to not press charges, they should have been taught a lesson for vandalizing private property.
 
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Originally posted by: crossrode
<blockquote>quote:
Originally posted by: toekramp
<blockquote>quote:
Originally posted by: Luthien
Man you should have pressed charges with the police right then and there.

Racist asian lesbians?</blockquote>

mother/daughter i believe</blockquote>

They sound Korean. A few weeks ago my Iranian next door neighbor's Iranian girlfriend went nuts and barged into my house drunk! My wife pulled up in the driveway and this drunk, anebrieated neighbor woman from hell ran up and threw her arms around my wife squashing her in the car door. I ran out to the driveway (I was watching from my computer in the front window) and yelled for her to back off. I told her she was drunk and she should back off. The other next door neighbor converged on her too. She followed Darren back into his garage telling him, "I love you!". So, my wife and I go in the house. A few minutes later the doorbell rings. It's the Iranian bar woman from hell! I open the door she trys to barge past me into the house! She has never been in my house! Not even to borrow a cup a sugar! I smash her hand in the door preventing her from enterng! She says, "oooooooooooooooooooow!" I say, "hurts don't it!"

I escort her out to the front of the house. I go with her jumping on my back, "saying ef me, ...you are the best guitar player in the world!" I have never spoke to this woman, I swear. Darren comes to the door. He says I had to pick her up out of my house and carry her outside! I called the police. The woman continues to jump on me. I say I don't want to, "but you are forcing me to call the police on you." The police come. I tell the officer she is probally hiding in the bushes. We search the bushes. No drunk, impassioned Iranian lady to be found. Here comes a Ford Aerostar up the street and pulls in the driveway. I tell the officer I have never seen the car there before, lived here 20 years. The door opens. I tell the officer that is her on the passenger side. I believe the woman had run down the street and busted in the house of another neighbor!

Anyway. Darren can't let his kids play outside anymore. The woman drives a Mustang like Mario Andreddi. She drives away each morning and comes back with a bag full of cigarettes. But, what do you expect from an Iranian bar girl? Did I say that right?

BTW. Thanks for your story.

Who the fuck is Darren?