Originally posted by: AkumaX
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Originally posted by: CPA
Take a dump on their porch.</blockquote>
you mean put it in a brown paper bag, light it on fire, ring their door bell, and run?
Amatuer, you also need to smear some on the outer door handle, and pack the inside of their car door handle. Sure they get some on the bottom of their shoe stomping out the fire, but when they open the door to go back inside they get it on their hand. The next morning when they leave for work and open their car door, well, then they realize they really got played. Gets under the nails with that one, always nice. What a lovely way to end your night and start the next day.
Great job not losing your cool OP. Perhaps you should leave a little of your own "special" white "goo" on their windshield