Crap I think I am about to die

Leper Messiah

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make your last act a post on ATOT. That would be funny.

Seriously, castor oil, or a finger down your throat could be benefical right now...
 

jakedeez

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more like murderella. ak - i mean im not going to die, but it is hard to breath, this sucks, what a crappy lunch
 

Drakkon

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wtf? you didnt wonder when your sandwhich had little green bits in it?
 

Heisenberg

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Take an OTC antihistamine. Benadryl or the generic equivalent for example. If you have a bad allergy I'd seriously consider medical attention.
 

jakedeez

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Originally posted by: MagicConch
Shouldn't you be at a hospital or something getting your stomach pumped?

nah - the toilet bowl works and is $2k less...

Seriously I feel real crappy
 

Viper GTS

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Originally posted by: jakedeez
more like murderella. ak - i mean im not going to die, but it is hard to breath

So your reaction is severe enough to cause breathing problems yet you don't feel the need to get help?

A little puking is one thing but if my throat started closing off I'd be doing something about it ASAP.

Viper GTS
 

jakedeez

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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: jakedeez
more like murderella. ak - i mean im not going to die, but it is hard to breath

So your reaction is severe enough to cause breathing problems yet you don't feel the need to get help?

Viper GTS



no - cause i have an epi pen
 

Wag

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Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
Originally posted by: jakedeez
more like murderella. ak - i mean im not going to die, but it is hard to breath, this sucks, what a crappy lunch


Ummm....hospital?
Nah. Bitch here, then die, then ME, then morgue.

 

DainBramaged

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Originally posted by: Wag
Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
Originally posted by: jakedeez
more like murderella. ak - i mean im not going to die, but it is hard to breath, this sucks, what a crappy lunch


Ummm....hospital?
Nah. Bitch here, then die, then ME, then morgue.

Yeah, but at least he had the honor of posting this here before death.