Could you love a recessive wife?

[Cerpin Taxt]

My girlfriend is a red-head, because of her genetic defect (gingervitis) she's prone to irrational outbursts of anger. I don't know if I should ask her to marry me. Maybe I'll just buy her a $1500 purse and see if that makes her happy.

 

[Jaepheth]

My girlfriend is a red-head, because of her genetic defect (gingervitis lacking a Y chromosome) she's prone to irrational outbursts of anger. I don't know if I should ask her to marry me. Maybe I'll just buy her a $1500 purse and see if that makes her happy.

ftfy


[/satirical sexism]

 

[dank69]

Carpet matches the drapes? Pics?

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Carpet matches the drapes? Pics?

Think "hardwood floors."

 

[rsbennett00]

Carpet is extremely rare these days.

 

[AmdEmAll]

Yeah red heads are just not worth it in the long run.. I know from experience.

 

[SSSnail]

Recessive as in innie and not outtie?

 

[SMOGZINN]

Think "hardwood floors."

I bet it is parquet, because it sure ain't butter 😉

 

[96Firebird]

As someone suffering from gingervitus, I would never date a fellow ginger. And I hope my future kids are not gingers.

 

[lupi]

This thread (would be with pics) is full of win.

 

[SMOGZINN]

My girlfriend is a red-head, because of her genetic defect (gingervitis) she's prone to irrational outbursts of anger. I don't know if I should ask her to marry me. Maybe I'll just buy her a $1500 purse and see if that makes her happy.

I don't know if I could really love someone with givervitis, I'll sure go thought the motions of it a few times just to be sure.

 

[alzan]

Marry her, roller coaster rides are fun.

 

[Midwayman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHQWlFtSptU

 

[vi edit]

Think "hardwood floors."

We talking a more common oak, or an exotic like...oh...say Brazilian cherry?

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Carpet is extremely rare these days.

I'm glad we are out of the shag carpet phase. I like my carpet pretty short.

 

[pontifex]

I love redheads. The new Wendy's commercial girl is hot.

 

[Imp]

I love redheads. The new Wendy's commercial girl is hot.

She's a natural blonde... A phony gingervitis. Only does it for show. Same for Christina Hendricks, Emma Stone, and Rachel McAdams.


Only lady I ever got along with was ginger. She was batshit crazy and unstable -- temper was as bad as mine😉.

 

[nehalem256]

Recessive as in innie and not outtie?

You don't marry a "woman" with an outtie dude. :whiste:

 

[Kadarin]

So where is she on the hot/crazy scale?

 

[amdhunter]

I'm glad we are out of the shag carpet phase. I like my carpet pretty short.

I like mine freshly waxed.

 

[SMOGZINN]

I like mine freshly waxed.

Personally I prefer tile.

 

[Iron Woode]

my GF is a redhead. She's a very nice woman.

:awe:

 

[SSSnail]

my GF is a redhead. She's a very nice woman.

:awe:

Well bring her here, we can certainly help change her outlook and attitude. :awe:

 

[QueBert]

Redheads are almost all bat shit insane, some just hide it very well. I'm a redhead and would never think about even touching a redheaded female.

 

[child of wonder]

Married to a redhead for 10+ years. It's awesome.