Could you love a recessive wife?

Page 2 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.

Sonikku

Lifer
Jun 23, 2005
15,745
4,563
136
My girlfriend is a red-head, because of her genetic defect (gingervitis) she's prone to irrational outbursts of anger. I don't know if I should ask her to marry me. Maybe I'll just buy her a $1500 purse and see if that makes her happy.

Ask Tommy. He has experience in these matters.


He knows.
 

T9D

Diamond Member
Dec 1, 2001
5,320
6
0
Weird. All the Red heads I've known are always really kind and sweet. They seem to always stay in relationships the longest. Seemed more well grounded. Probably because they didn't fit in, and weren't popular, so they never got an ego. Like fat chicks that got hot and thin later in life. Course I've never been in a relationship with them. But I'm guessing they probably have detachment issues and are needy. But I don't think that's a bad thing if you treat them well.

Now red head guys on the other hand.....they are whack.
 

Imp

Lifer
Feb 8, 2000
18,828
184
106
Weird. All the Red heads I've known are always really kind and sweet. They seem to always stay in relationships the longest. Seemed more well grounded. Probably because they didn't fit in, and weren't popular, so they never got an ego. Like fat chicks that got hot and thin later in life. Course I've never been in a relationship with them. But I'm guessing they probably have detachment issues and are needy. But I don't think that's a bad thing if you treat them well.

They're probably kind and sweet on the surface... Because they know what lies beneath and have learned to keep it hidden.

One redhead I knew well was so sweet, like a child, and had a baby face on the surface. Well, me being a prick made that melt away and I got to see the real person underneath. Very smart and cynical, put a sibling's head through a window, stuck a hose up the tailpipe of a family car, went from yelling at me over nothing to bawling within minutes... She was awesome.
 

-slash-

Senior member
Jan 21, 2014
361
1
41
My girlfriend is a red-head, because of her genetic defect (gingervitis) she's prone to irrational outbursts of anger. I don't know if I should ask her to marry me. Maybe I'll just buy her a $1500 purse and see if that makes her happy.

I am in the same boat. Four years together. My beard is showing signs of gingervitis recently, natural blond. I think shes changing meD:
 

Attic

Diamond Member
Jan 9, 2010
4,282
2
76
My girlfriend is a red-head, because of her genetic defect (gingervitis) she's prone to irrational outbursts of anger. I don't know if I should ask her to marry me. Maybe I'll just buy her a $1500 purse and see if that makes her happy.

Sorry. Run.

Experience, D:
 

QueBert

Lifer
Jan 6, 2002
22,546
832
126
They're probably kind and sweet on the surface... Because they know what lies beneath and have learned to keep it hidden.

One redhead I knew well was so sweet, like a child, and had a baby face on the surface. Well, me being a prick made that melt away and I got to see the real person underneath. Very smart and cynical, put a sibling's head through a window, stuck a hose up the tailpipe of a family car, went from yelling at me over nothing to bawling within minutes... She was awesome.
Redhead females are bipolar, I know 5 and 4 have apeshit out nowhere bipolar episodes. I'll just assume the 5th is bipolar too it just hasn't surfaced yet
 

rsbennett00

Senior member
Jul 13, 2014
962
0
76
I've been with a lot of redheads and haven't experienced any more mental issues than any other women.
 

chin311

Diamond Member
Feb 27, 2003
4,306
3
81
Been married to a redhead for 3.5 years and with her for over 5.

No problems here, she is an angry one at times, but not towards me! :D
 

_Rick_

Diamond Member
Apr 20, 2012
3,937
69
91
Oh dear, it took me way too long to realize that this is a parody thread. :(

It was only when I went "No, but I could live a reclusive life!" that I remembered that a thread with that title already existed :(
 

swanysto

Golden Member
May 8, 2005
1,949
9
81
Only read head I ever loved was Nikki Cox. However, she has had a few botched surgeries, which is a shame, cause I thought she was aging fairly well.
 

Sattern

Senior member
Jul 20, 2014
330
1
81
Skylercompany.com
A good red head is hard to find, they are very rare but many are gorgeous.

Depending on what she looked like I would be willing to devote my time to one.