Could I incorporate myself as a sperm donor?

[Jeff7]

You need to recruit over at 4chan. People there reportedly "cum buckets" at the slightest stimulus. Furry porn also apparently helps with that. You could make epic cash there. For the lulz.




*SNORGLES!*

 

[Special K]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: DomS

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
LOL. Serious replies? This is ATOT.

"We are constantly recruiting males from all ethnicities, religions, and races, but we currently have an increased need for Jewish, Hispanic/Latino, full-blooded Italian, African American, and Filipino men. We also need full-blooded men of European descent with US citizenship. "

I'm full blooded Italian, I'm also extremely intelligent, in peak physical condition, hold a degree, and have an extremely virile sperm count. I could be getting bank to wank.

yet you can't find a job?

Who's going to hire him?

😀

 

[DomS]

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: DomS

Originally posted by: gorcorps
No, you have to do this through a clinic. And these clinics don't just take anybody's sperm, you have to have good genes. People don't want some fat load's who has a family history of diabetes and heart trouble (I'm not saying this is you, it's just an example). People select sperm based off of the donor so they can be more likely to get the traits they want.

That's the BEST part....there's NO cancer in my family. There's NO heart disease. There's NO diabetes, or any other disease. I can't even tell you what the average life span in my family is because too many of my relatives are ancient and still alive. My grandfather was carrying around refridgerators on his back when he was 85.

Then find a clinic and ask them if you're eligible. They pay around $40-50 per 'donation' but lots of places have limits as to how many times you can donate per week.

I have one that will pay 120, 3x per week, up to 15,000 per year. If I can find even another one at 40-50 I could pull in 25,000 per year just from ejaculating all over the place.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: DomS

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
LOL. Serious replies? This is ATOT.

"We are constantly recruiting males from all ethnicities, religions, and races, but we currently have an increased need for Jewish, Hispanic/Latino, full-blooded Italian, African American, and Filipino men. We also need full-blooded men of European descent with US citizenship. "

I'm full blooded Italian, I'm also extremely intelligent, in peak physical condition, hold a degree, and have an extremely virile sperm count. I could be getting bank to wank.

yet you can't find a job?

Who's going to hire him?

:laugh: