Could I incorporate myself as a sperm donor?

[DomS]

So I need money, BADLY, and am thinking of becoming a sperm donor. If I were to incorporate, could I be a corporation that donates sperm? I'm dead serious, like could I take deductions for porno, baby oil, etc. If so, how exactly would this work? Please serious replies only



Are you 5?


ATOT Moderator ElFenix

 

[SSSnail]

You should go public and solicit investors.

Edit: First!.. and this space for rent.

 

[MotF Bane]

LOL. Serious replies? This is ATOT.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Damn.

 

[dlx22]

where is dnor for this one?

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
LOL. Serious replies? You made a thread about starting a business for jacking off. You aren't getting paid for it now, why would you get paid for it by calling it a business?

Fixed.

 

[JohnCU]

this will end well. you could pull a sonz70.

 

[DomS]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
LOL. Serious replies? This is ATOT.

"We are constantly recruiting males from all ethnicities, religions, and races, but we currently have an increased need for Jewish, Hispanic/Latino, full-blooded Italian, African American, and Filipino men. We also need full-blooded men of European descent with US citizenship. "

I'm full blooded Italian, I'm also extremely intelligent, in peak physical condition, hold a degree, and have an extremely virile sperm count. I could be getting bank to wank.

 

[gorcorps]

No, you have to do this through a clinic. And these clinics don't just take anybody's sperm, you have to have good genes. People don't want some fat load's who has a family history of diabetes and heart trouble (I'm not saying this is you, it's just an example). People select sperm based off of the donor so they can be more likely to get the traits they want.

 

[OCGuy]

You wouldnt make enough money doing it to pay for the expense of incorporating, or to be taxed enough where writeoffs matter.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: DomS

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
LOL. Serious replies? This is ATOT.

"We are constantly recruiting males from all ethnicities, religions, and races, but we currently have an increased need for Jewish, Hispanic/Latino, full-blooded Italian, African American, and Filipino men. We also need full-blooded men of European descent with US citizenship. "

I'm full blooded Italian, I'm also extremely intelligent, in peak physical condition, hold a degree, and have an extremely virile sperm count. I could be getting bank to wank.

yet you can't find a job?

 

[compuwiz1]

If had oil I could sell for $50 per gallon, it wouldn't do much good if all I could produce is a few paltry teaspoons per day.

I think this business plan fails at the ground floor level. :laugh:

 

[DomS]

Originally posted by: gorcorps
No, you have to do this through a clinic. And these clinics don't just take anybody's sperm, you have to have good genes. People don't want some fat load's who has a family history of diabetes and heart trouble (I'm not saying this is you, it's just an example). People select sperm based off of the donor so they can be more likely to get the traits they want.

That's the BEST part....there's NO cancer in my family. There's NO heart disease. There's NO diabetes, or any other disease. I can't even tell you what the average life span in my family is because too many of my relatives are ancient and still alive. My grandfather was carrying around refridgerators on his back when he was 85.

 

[DomS]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
If had oil I could sell for $50 per gallon, it wouldn't do much good if all I could produce is a few paltry teaspoons per day.

I think this business plan fails at the ground floor level. :laugh:

I can produce a few ounces, I've measured before.

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
You wouldnt make enough money doing it to pay for the expense of incorporating, or to be taxed enough where writeoffs matter.

It's cheap to incorporate out of nevada. So I'd rent a PO box, paid for monthly by a single day's (or less) 'donation'. I was also thinking of doing it at several banks in several cities. (I produce MASSIVE amounts of sperm).

 

[boomerang]

Lottagoo, Inc.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: boomerang
Lottagoo, Inc.

:laugh:

 

[ChaoZ]

I don't think you can afford the fees for incorporation.

 

[LordMorpheus]

I think the more serious question is would the protections afforded to a corporation protect you from the child support suits?

 

[tfinch2]

I just skeeted all over this thread.

 

[boomerang]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
I think the more serious question is would the protections afforded to a corporation protect you from the child support suits?

Which would be a funny statement if it weren't a legitimate concern.

 

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: DomS

Originally posted by: gorcorps
No, you have to do this through a clinic. And these clinics don't just take anybody's sperm, you have to have good genes. People don't want some fat load's who has a family history of diabetes and heart trouble (I'm not saying this is you, it's just an example). People select sperm based off of the donor so they can be more likely to get the traits they want.

That's the BEST part....there's NO cancer in my family. There's NO heart disease. There's NO diabetes, or any other disease. I can't even tell you what the average life span in my family is because too many of my relatives are ancient and still alive. My grandfather was carrying around refridgerators on his back when he was 85.

Then find a clinic and ask them if you're eligible. They pay around $40-50 per 'donation' but lots of places have limits as to how many times you can donate per week.

 

[PottedMeat]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
I just skeeted all over this thread.

What a goddamn waste.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: DomS

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
LOL. Serious replies? This is ATOT.

"We are constantly recruiting males from all ethnicities, religions, and races, but we currently have an increased need for Jewish, Hispanic/Latino, full-blooded Italian, African American, and Filipino men. We also need full-blooded men of European descent with US citizenship. "

I'm full blooded Italian, I'm also extremely intelligent, in peak physical condition, hold a degree, and have an extremely virile sperm count. I could be getting bank to wank.

yet you can't find a job?

Who's going to hire him?

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: dlx22
where is dnor for this one?

omg

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: DomS

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
LOL. Serious replies? This is ATOT.

"We are constantly recruiting males from all ethnicities, religions, and races, but we currently have an increased need for Jewish, Hispanic/Latino, full-blooded Italian, African American, and Filipino men. We also need full-blooded men of European descent with US citizenship. "

I'm full blooded Italian, I'm also extremely intelligent, in peak physical condition, hold a degree, and have an extremely virile sperm count. I could be getting bank to wank.

yet you can't find a job?

Who's going to hire him?

lulz