Costco thinks you are retarded

[ShawnD1]

I just got my costco membership a couple weeks ago, so this is the first time I bought gas there. This is a real sign. No bullshit, no photoshop.

 

[FleshLight]

Some people like to hold the nozzle like they hold their gun

 

[ShawnD1]

Some people like to hold the nozzle like they hold their gun

I really hope you don't hold a gun upside down like that.

 

[Malak]

Yeah well I think costco is retarded. Who sells bulk beef and then sets up tiny checkout lines? I can't fit my 6 month toilet paper purchase on that!

 

[ShawnD1]

If you wiped less often, 6 months of toilet paper would only be like 2 or 3 rolls.

 

[JS80]

If you wiped less often, 6 months of toilet paper would only be like 2 or 3 rolls.

Heated wet wipes will change your life.

 

[gevorg]

I wonder what kind of labels condoms will have soon.

 

[brblx]

at least they didn't deem their entire clientele too dumb to pump their own gas...or maybe this is bordering one of 'those' states.

 

[TuxDave]

I believe people would do that. If you park your car with the gas door on the opposite side, I could imagine a person thinking that he could rope it over the trunk and plug it in upsidedown without knowing the problems with it.

 

[Bateluer]

You know someone tried it.

 

[Jeff7]

I wonder what kind of labels condoms will have soon.

Hopefully it will be something like this.

(perhaps nsfw?)

 

[ksheets]

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

Hopefully it will be something like this.

(perhaps nsfw?)

I luld.

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

I just got my costco membership a couple weeks ago, so this is the first time I bought gas there. This is a real sign. No bullshit, no photoshop.

Hur dur VIP hellafresh stretched tires extra camber hur dur.

Same line of thinking.

 

[lokiju]

I believe people would do that. If you park your car with the gas door on the opposite side, I could imagine a person thinking that he could rope it over the trunk and plug it in upsidedown without knowing the problems with it.

This is exactly it. When it's packed on the weekends they direct people in to get gas even if it's on the opposite of the pump from their gas door. I've seen more than one person do this and cause a gas geyser before they noticed it and stopped it.

 

[ShawnD1]

I believe people would do that. If you park your car with the gas door on the opposite side, I could imagine a person thinking that he could rope it over the trunk and plug it in upsidedown without knowing the problems with it.

That's a good point. While I was waiting 10 minutes for the old person in front of me to learn how to pump gas (for the millionth time), I watched an old woman pull up with the pump on the right side but the gas cap on the left side of the car. She tried doing exactly what you describe, but it wasn't long enough.

 

[her209]

You know someone tried it.

And they sued Costco and won.

 

[bhanson]

at least they didn't deem their entire clientele too dumb to pump their own gas...or maybe this is bordering one of 'those' states.

I used to live nearby one of "those" states. It was awesome.

No standing outside in -10°F or 110°F weather.

 

[her209]

I used to live nearby one of "those" states. It was awesome.

No standing outside in -10°F or 110°F weather.

Is it customary to tip your gas attendants?

 

[bhanson]

Is it customary to tip your gas attendants?

Not where I grew up. I never saw anyone do it.

To be honest I never really thought about it then, despite today being a generous tipper.

 

[Newbian]

As long as you didn't see this one you should be happy:

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Can't believe the OP has never seen those signs before. There's a smaller decal version that is found on most of the pumps west of the Mississippi.

 

[Phokus]

As long as you didn't see this one you should be happy:

Hahahaha, that's hilarious, photoshop or not.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Based on the fact that the OP doesn't know how to drive, it can be assumed some people don't know how to fuel their vehicles.

 

[sactoking]

Can't believe the OP has never seen those signs before. There's a smaller decal version that is found on most of the pumps west of the Mississippi.

I've lived west of the Mississip for 31 years and I've never seen that before.