Originally posted by: fallout man
Originally posted by: JD50
Originally posted by: fallout man
I certainly wish that we could have a healthy discussion about this as a forum of people from all walks of life.
three cop-cars loaded with pork
something smells, and it smells like bacon.
sure that the (ex)police-on-duty members of the forum, and the small-testacle-angsty-crew
What a great way to promote a healthy discussion...:roll:
Are you the pork on duty, or the small-testacle-crew representative?
No disrespect, seriously. :roll:
Originally posted by: Dari
See them on the street? Pat them down.
Do they have priors? Make sure they update their whereabouts with police or they return to jail.
Caught with narcotics? Give them the max.
Minor crime? Take them in for questioning. They may be wanted anyway.
Is there a high crime neighborhood? Harrass the youngsters and males.
Are they reading the BBC on the public library computer? Give them the max for public indecency.
Are they talking a little too "street?" Club their teeth out.
If they run from you when you try to harrass and then beat them, bring them in for evading a police officer.
If they happen to try and defend themselves from your vicious beating, bring them in bloody and bruised, and charge them with assaulting a police officer.
If your unjustified and illegal assault on an innocent kid gets media attention, get four weeks vacation with pay.
When four weeks is up and the "investigation" officially says that you did a stand-up job, get back to work and get some high-fives from YER BRAHS, DUDE.