Cookout in Bizarro World

[feralkid]

Half-time at the apocalypse.

Cheeseburger in Parallel Universe.

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I keep expecting Rod Serling to step out from behind one of the bottles and explain what's about to happen.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Where's the neon green antibiotic sauce?

 

[lupi]

haven't tried the heinze stuff yet, but I hate plain yellow mustard.

 

[mmntech]

haven't tried the heinze stuff yet, but I hate plain yellow mustard.

The yellow stuff is the children's mustard. Dijon or gone home.

 

[Captante]

I like yellow mustard on certain things and Heinz is decent stuff.

Never seen French's Ketchup before though.

 

[keird]

I like yellow mustard on certain things and Heinz is decent stuff.

Never seen French's Ketchup before though.

Taste your store brand and then the Heinz mustard. I certainly can't tell the difference between them. But it costs $0.50 more to have a matching mustard label for your HeinzTM products. Might as well make a Kraft Dinner as a side dish.

 

[Captante]

Taste your store brand and then the Heinz mustard. I certainly can't tell the difference between them. But it costs $0.50 more to have a matching mustard label for your HeinzTM products. Might as well make a Kraft Dinner as a side dish.

On the rare item I like with yellow mustard I actually prefer French's, but I've compared both it and Heinz to Shoprite brand Yellow mustard and both are slightly better.

 

[WelshBloke]

Mustard

Not Mustard

Dont make me go find a bigger jpg.

 

[lxskllr]

The yellow stuff is the children's mustard. Dijon or gone home.

The only thing I like yellow mustard on is soft pretzels, and I especially like that. That's my lunch some days. A double soft pretzel from WaWa, and a shitload of yellow mustard packs; Heinz I think.

 

[Iron Woode]

The yellow stuff is the children's mustard. Dijon or gone home.

dijon can kiss my butt.

horseradish mustard or nothing.

 

[Imp]

The one bottle of Dijon we bought once ended up in the garbage. That shit was so hot... I've had other Dijons and they were more manageable.

 

[waggy]

dijon can kiss my butt.

horseradish mustard or nothing.

II love both. dijon at times and horseradish mustard (great on burgers(

 

[MongGrel]

I don't get it, unless you mean the upside down bottles, those have been around awhile now.

I still like plain yellow mustard on bologna and hot dogs myself, but have several others

*edit* NM I guess it's the Heinz Mustard and Frenchs Ketchup.

Red Gold ketchup is popular in Indiana, they actually make a lot of the store brand ketchup in the east, is just relabeled.

https://www.facebook.com/RedGold

My dad was pretty good friends with the owners and my step sister worked for them awhile, they have a pretty extensive greenhouse set up for chili peppers even.

They have a pretty freaking outrageous log cabin mansion more or less.

 

[skyking]

dijon can kiss my butt.

horseradish mustard or nothing.

And THAT is a travesty! Horseradish stands alone, and needs no puny mustard.

 

[chubbyfatazn]

Dijonnaise all the way. Sue me.

 

[Captante]

Dijonnaise all the way. Sue me.

Not a fan.

 

[sandorski]

I only eat these although only 1 on that page(Honey Mustard) is available at my local store, which has 6-8 different mustards of that brand. Those listed on that page seem to be Specialty+ mustards. The lesser mustards available to me are very good though.

 

[Iron Woode]

And THAT is a travesty! Horseradish stands alone, and needs no puny mustard.

 

[Markbnj]

If I woke up from a coma and saw that there would definitely be a moment or two when I was looking around for the Tardis.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

The yellow stuff is the children's mustard. Dijon or gone home.

Dijon on a hot dog?

 

[lxskllr]

On a side note... Whoever invented the squeeze bottle should have a couple shoved up his ass. Instead of a jar that works with minimal user competence, you get a dribble of foreshot vinegar, fart noises, and wasted product you can't get to. It's "Apple Easy™" eg. it gives the initial appearance of easiness, but the whole thing is a failure in execution.

 

[Markbnj]

On a side note... Whoever invented the squeeze bottle should have a couple shoved up his ass. Instead of a jar that works with minimal user competence, you get a dribble of foreshot vinegar, fart noises, and wasted product you can't get to. It's "Apple Easy™" eg. it gives the initial appearance of easiness, but the whole thing is a failure in execution.

So much this. My favorite part is how the little valve is engineered to make you squeeze harder and harder and then, just when you're sure you forgot to remove the safety seal inside the cap... BLAAAT, ketchup all over.

 

[sandorski]

On a side note... Whoever invented the squeeze bottle should have a couple shoved up his ass. Instead of a jar that works with minimal user competence, you get a dribble of foreshot vinegar, fart noises, and wasted product you can't get to. It's "Apple Easy™" eg. it gives the initial appearance of easiness, but the whole thing is a failure in execution.

Indeed. They are useless and I always end up digging around trying to get the last 1/4 or so of mustard out.