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Cooking emergency - how do you make butter?

Have some incredible corn and the grill is already fired up for the meat. I've got cream, a food processor or a stand mixer. My dumbass is out of butter.

There HAS to be a way to make quick butter. Can't have my corn without plenty of butter.
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
Have some incredible corn and the grill is already fired up for the meat. I've got cream, a food processor or a stand mixer. My dumbass is out of butter.

There HAS to be a way to make quick butter. Can't have my corn without plenty of butter.
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I hate it when that happens.

I hope it turns out well for you.

I just made 5 quarts of homemade pasta sauce. Its so chunky and thick. Mmmmm.
 
If only butter will do, churn away, it's pretty straightforward.

But, someday try fresh sqeezed lemon juice and black pepper.

Quite different, but quite tasty.
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: minendo

Came across that site awhile back when I was in the same situation as you.
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Reason #387 why I love my food processor.
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i was gonna say "whisk the bejesus out of it" because i had to do that once a while back.

kinda surprised you werent aware of that :Q

 
Originally posted by: lxskllr
I bet olive oil and garlic would taste good on corn also.
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prolly right. herbed butter as well, maybe with some jalapeno or smoked poblano or something to give it some kick.
 
Never accidentally screwed up whipped cream and ended up with a separated mess? Just keep that stuff moving, and you'll end up with butter and buttermilk.
 
How can someone have cream, but not butter?

The only time I have ever known me or my parents to have cream on hand would be during the holidays.
 
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
How can someone have cream, but not butter?

The only time I have ever known me or my parents to have cream on hand would be during the holidays.
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lulz, I'm never without butter and cream. Except for tonight. It's like salt and pepper.
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
How can someone have cream, but not butter?

The only time I have ever known me or my parents to have cream on hand would be during the holidays.
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lulz, I'm never without butter and cream. Except for tonight. It's like salt and pepper.
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Interesting.

I've never seen cream as a staple.
 
Is it possible to live anywhere in the US that has an internet connection without being within a 3 minute drive of a store that sells butter?
 
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Is it possible to live anywhere in the US that has an internet connection without being within a 3 minute drive of a store that sells butter?
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god yes

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
How can someone have cream, but not butter?

The only time I have ever known me or my parents to have cream on hand would be during the holidays.
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lulz, I'm never without butter and cream. Except for tonight. It's like salt and pepper.
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Interesting.

I've never seen cream as a staple.
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i keep cream, butter, milk and buttermilk on hand all the time.
 
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Is it possible to live anywhere in the US that has an internet connection without being within a 3 minute drive of a store that sells butter?
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sure... why not?
 
Take the cream and:

:music:
Shake it baby, shake it!

Seriously. If you have a container of cream you can shake it until butter starts forming.

 
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