***CONFIRMED*** Which ATOT Member Would You Go Out on a Date With?

[Evadman]

I would go out with RussMan, but only If RussMan = RussWoman

 

[Robert01]

<< I wanted you for your hot rod. >>

He ain't the only with with a hot rod either. And mine ain't no car either.

 

[busmaster11]

<<

<< I wanted you for your hot rod. >>

He ain't the only with with a hot rod either. And mine ain't no car either. >>

Well you gotta stop puttin' that thing in the microwave...

 

[AreaCode707]

<< but rather in the contrast between that language and a subsequent attempt at ribaldry, a side motivation of which was laughing at the sort of stuff humans do. >>



Am I the only one that hears the implied "sort of stuff you humans do"?

 

[linuxboy]

Well you gotta stop puttin' that thing in the microwave...

...Or using friction to heat it up.


Cheers !

 

[Geekbabe]

<< Well you gotta stop puttin' that thing in the microwave...

...Or using friction to heat it up.


Cheers ! >>



Hey friction's cool,starting fires can be fun.. unless he's rubbing sticks together with Texmaster and Elledan ...

 

[Robert01]

<< Hey friction's cool,starting fires can be fun.. unless he's rubbing sticks together with Texmaster and Elledan ... >>

Dicks are for chicks, not pricks.

 

[linuxboy]

Am I the only one that hears the implied "sort of stuff you humans do"?


maybe... but you do have an edge. One that may be a little too sharp at times, I might add. Careful, or it may cut some people and then you'll have to use bandaids or worse yet iodine (wow, that was one large extended metaphor). What am I talking about here... Oh right, edge. I chose my words carefully. I meant what I meant. Now does that mean I meant what you wrote I meant or what I typed? Hehe.

*eats banana* <--- need the potassium.

Life for sale - barely used

I assume this is OBO. I start the bidding at $2.50. Can I have some warranty of merchantability? Don't want this life breaking on me or being defective.

Cheers !

 

[busmaster11]

<< Hey friction's cool,starting fires can be fun.. unless he's rubbing sticks together with Texmaster and Elledan ... >>

OMG!!!!!! I can't believe you said that!!!!! eeeewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Yeeny]

<<

<< I wanted you for your hot rod. >>

He ain't the only with with a hot rod either. And mine ain't no car either. >>



I was going to say something here, then I thought better of it.

 

[AreaCode707]

<< Life for sale - barely used

I assume this is OBO. I start the bidding at $2.50. Can I have some warranty of merchantability? Don't want this life breaking on me or being defective.

Cheers ! >>



Manufacturer's guarentee - eternal or your money back. Only needs to be repaired once, and I already had that done.

 

[linuxboy]

Manufacturer's guarentee - eternal or your money back. Only needs to be repaired once, and I already had that done.

I trust you didn't just use one of those quick 15-minute-for-$5 places, (or worse yet 2 for one deals) as I hear they tend to overlook some serious and fundamental defects while giving one the security of thinking everything is fixed and OK.

What are the offers thus far? I think this really is a Hot Deal. I raise my bid to $2.60 just in case competition gets wind of this limited offer.

heh. I'm just ignoring what this thread is about. So is this what neffing is? Fascinating.

Cheers !

 

[AreaCode707]

<< Manufacturer's guarentee - eternal or your money back. Only needs to be repaired once, and I already had that done.

I trust you didn't just use one of those quick 15-minute-for-$5 places, (or worse yet 2 for one deals) as I hear they tend to overlook some serious and fundamental defects while giving one the security of thinking everything is fixed and OK.

What are the offers thus far? I think this really is a Hot Deal. I raise my bid to $2.60 just in case competition gets wind of this limited offer.

heh. I'm just ignoring what this thread is about. So is this what neffing is? Fascinating.

Cheers ! >>



Only the top quality fixer-uppers LB, only the best. There really is only one way to get it repaired, or else everything eventually falls apart.

$2.60, do I hear higher?

Does neffing give you a warm fuzzy feeling that I gather many member derive from it or the cold chill of fear that a mod may lurking around the corner?

 

[PsychoAndy]

hmm......$2.60.......i wonder if amex product protection applies to this

 

[linuxboy]

Only the top quality fixer-uppers LB, only the best. There really is only one way to get it repaired, or else everything eventually falls apart.

I would add, I think, that there is only one way to get it repaired permanently, else it's not really repairing the right sort of stuff or using some strange methods to not repair it at all but damage some other part. But tell me, if it's slightly used, then if I store it in a cool and dry place, will it retain its present quality? Or is it this fragile creature requiring excessive care?


$2.60, do I hear higher?

Well now you can't trick me. The thing is, if I bid higher now, I have no way of knowing what the other bids are. I like to get a bargain and not pay top dollar for my wares. Of course the downside in a closed auction is that one must do the research beforehand. You seem to have experience in peddling lives, stranger. Tell me, what does one like this go for?


Does neffing give you a warm fuzzy feeling that I gather many member derive from it or the cold chill of fear that a mod may lurking around the corner?

At first, I fear and tremble before the almighty mods. Then I realize I am unjustified in doing so since others do much worse, so surely I will not be punished. And I feel happy since I nef all I want without fear of punishment. Then I realize that neffing too is meaningless and that is provides no comfort and so I'm stuck again at the same sort of spot, looking for something, and knowing that neffing in some way is involved in the solution.



Cheers !

 

[Geekbabe]

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Only the top quality fixer-uppers LB, only the best. There really is only one way to get it repaired, or else everything eventually falls apart.

I would add, I think, that there is only one way to get it repaired permanently, else it's not really repairing the right sort of stuff or using some strange methods to not repair it at all but damage some other part. But tell me, if it's slightly used, then if I store it in a cool and dry place, will it retain its present quality? Or is it this fragile creature requiring excessive care?


$2.60, do I hear higher?

Well now you can't trick me. The thing is, if I bid higher now, I have no way of knowing what the other bids are. I like to get a bargain and not pay top dollar for my wares. Of course the downside in a closed auction is that one must do the research beforehand. You seem to have experience in peddling lives, stranger. Tell me, what does one like this go for?


Does neffing give you a warm fuzzy feeling that I gather many member derive from it or the cold chill of fear that a mod may lurking around the corner?

At first, I fear and tremble before the almighty mods. Then I realize I am unjustified in doing so since others do much worse, so surely I will not be punished. And I feel happy since I nef all I want without fear of punishment. Then I realize that neffing too is meaningless and that is provides no comfort and so I'm stuck again at the same sort of spot, looking for something, and knowing that neffing in some way is involved in the solution.



Cheers ! >>




lol, y'all need to slow down here if you want me to chill with you, I mean I am called "Baffled" for good reason

 

[AreaCode707]

LB rocks. See why he's the second pick on my list for a date?

 

[linuxboy]

hmm......$2.60.......i wonder if amex product protection applies to this

Trust me, you're better off with the original warranty from the source. The company has so much cash reserves it will undoubtedly be in business in perpetuity. Amex, on the other hand, can ex ex ex extricate itself from obligations.

lol, y'all need to slow down here if you want me to chill with you, I mean I am called "Baffled" for good reason

Hehe. We're just weaving a late night metaphor...

*throws baffled a cold one*. Enjoy, the fun's just beginning. I suggest you return to posting sexual innuendos and allow us to balance that with a healthy dose of aphorismic goodness.

<--- this post makes me 1337. Phear me, I am the cheese god.

Cheers !

 

[Geekbabe]

<< LB rocks. See why he's the second pick on my list for a date? >>



I think you guys are a peach of a pear myself... nuk,nuk,nuk, I crack myself up

 

[AreaCode707]

<< <--- this post makes me 1337. Phear me, I am the cheese god.

Cheers ! >>



NOOOO!!! Do not bend to using lamer! I refuse to sell you the life until you can prove yourself more responsible and able to care for it!

 

[Geekbabe]

"aphorismic goodness"


LOL, You go right ahead as you lost me about 1/2 mile back, the air's rarified up where you two are but much too
thin for we mere mortals

 

[AreaCode707]

<< "aphorismic goodness"


LOL, You go right ahead as you lost me about 1/2 mile back, the air's rarified up where you two are but much too
thin for we mere mortals >>


I dunno baff, you're hitting legendary status in this thread as the most desired ATOT female. Have you totaled your score against Eakers' yet? Start climatizing girl, you'll be breathing our air soon enough.

 

[Geekbabe]

<<

<< "aphorismic goodness"


LOL, You go right ahead as you lost me about 1/2 mile back, the air's rarified up where you two are but much too
thin for we mere mortals >>


I dunno baff, you're hitting legendary status in this thread as the most desired ATOT female. Have you totaled your score against Eakers' yet? Start climatizing girl, you'll be breathing our air soon enough. >>



nah, it isn't any contest, not in my eyes anyway, hell if somebody takes the time to tell ya they like ya publically,how can ya lose eh ?


I will say this though, to all the dudes that picked me, thanks, it really made me I must say for a bunch of nef's that you have exceptional taste in women

 

[ride525]

 

[Elledan]

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Jean <---- what sex do you think I am ,lol

Why I believe you are 100 % baffled

as for: wouldn't agree to go with me for my looks/chance to get laid.

Let it be known by all these present:

Now now, let's not make unfounded statements based on any represenation, true or other, made in any statements, declarations, vestments, or private disclosure, partial or complete, herein and forthwith in communication not limited but including email, telephone, letter, dialogue, soliloqui, public service announcements and telegraph hereafter referred to as "stuff". In the case said stuff is used to base any equivocally expressed sentiments and divinations of expected behavior, all heretofore expectations of performance are null and void. HotChic is advised and agrees to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless linuxboy and his agents, officers, employees, or any person acting in the capacity of a representative of linuxboy and associates.

*licks eyebrows*

Cheers ! >>

ROFL

It's funny because you could have made the same points in merely one sentence, thereby also allowing those with a less developed understanding of near-unintelligible types of language (being English in this case), including forms of language as used during more official occassions by higher ranking individuals in a society, yet excluding phrases usually uttered by the mentally less gifted (and, or) lunatics, to comprehend the point of your utterings.

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OMG, a quote from Linuxboy and your critic of him all in one post !!!!! lol, stop it you two,my brain is gonna blow up here >>



yeah. I was reading that post and I'm sitting here thinking what in Josephus does these words mean, it's so obscure... almost like a lawyer wrote them. At that point I scrolled down and saw a Cheers ! and thought, why by great Jove, this chap reminds me of myself. At that point I read what Elledan had to say and I realized that I really did write it. A closer examination showed that the intent was probably random nonsense followed by a silly action, namely, *licks eyebrows*. >>

It was silly, alright, but from where I (and perhaps you as well) stand, it actually means something.

This offers us insight in a fascinating, yet frightening possibility: that I (and you) have exceeded the status of 'mere Human', thereby extending my (our) mental capabilities, consequently making much of my (our) utterings seemingly unintelligible to those who have not reached this status.

To simplify and in an attempt at communication without the usual 'rabbit-in-headlights' look from those reading or listening, I'll summarize the points made earlier:

I and Linuxboy are going to blow your mind



<< Heh. You know Elledan, I thought the humor wasn't in the idea that I could have written it simply but rather in the contrast between that language and a subsequent attempt at ribaldry, a side motivation of which was laughing at the sort of stuff humans do. >>

Yeah, silly Humans, eh?


<< As for your challenge of phrasing that in one sentence, I refuse to meet it in that I endeavor to do it in one sentence fragment consisting of an onomatopoeia. >>

And which goal do you wish to reach with this attempt? May I remind you that an onomatopoeia is often, mainly with less common onomatopoeic words symbolizing more irregular occurring acoustic vibrations, misunderstood, whereby the chance that this is the case is increased by a rather dramatic extent if this acoustic vibration is unfamiliar or a very rare occurance to the receiving person?
Again, I, and various other individuals, would gladly receive from you a complete and satisfactory explanation on why you prefer using an onomatopoeic word instead of expressing your points using more commonly agreed on kind of communication.



<< Namely: "Nuuuh uuh"

and to your critique I must respond with a further "but you're still a doodiehead...doodiehead."


Cheers ! >>


Despite your, only mildly amusing, I might add, attempts at frivolity, I feel obligated to tell that as a person, you are a mere doodle.