Condoms, wtf is up with that shiet?

isaacmacdonald

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Am I the only one that hates condoms? Seems to me that there's a huge differnce between wearing a plastic bag and going au natural. It sucks because you obviously want to be safe with new aquaintances, but it really diminishes the sensations of the experience. The other thing is the actual application of the condom has always seemed awkward to me. It's like you're going along fine and then, wait a sec, I've got to roll this vinyl thing just right.

-not to enthusiastic about the whole condom thing-
 

iamme

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have her use the pill. or else, get a vasectomy and quit whining :)
 

TallBill

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Like i said before.. i hate condoms.. i've only slept with girls that use the pill.. and no kids so far. not really the safest method, but oh well.
 

Lager

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Condoms prevent unwanted pregnancy and disease.

Better to be safe then sorry.

 

Ryan

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No, you're just selfish. If a condom irritates you that much, you're using the wrong kind,

BTW - I've never had sex ;)
 

Ryan

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Originally posted by: Dingleberries
I don't believe nobody has ever pooped on your chest?!?!

I'll gladly poop on your chest. :p bwhahahahaha :)
 

Turkish

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wtf? condom is not just for preventing pregnancy, it's also for you and your partner's safety... maybe you might not have any know diseases but you never know... never did or will without it.
 

djheater

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Originally posted by: Dingleberries
I don't believe nobody has ever pooped on your chest?!?!

Is it just me or are the non sequitir remarks getting odder around here.

 

TallBill

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Originally posted by: huey1124
Originally posted by: her209
solution: d h i t b

trust me, you're definitely gonna want to use a condom if you do that.

actually... you'd be suprised how clean it is..but enough about that.
 

Ronstang

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Originally posted by: rbloedow
No, you're just selfish. If a condom irritates you that much, you're using the wrong kind,

BTW - I've never had sex ;)
Then stop posting about stuff you know absolutely nothing about, that is unless you whack it with a condom on.

 

isaacmacdonald

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Originally posted by: Xiety
wtf? condom is not just for preventing pregnancy, it's also for you and your partner's safety... maybe you might not have any know diseases but you never know... never did or will without it.

that's too bad for you. seriously though, with all this technical innovation, how come the 'ol plastic bag is still the most common method of birth control? I think we need some serious research in this area.

To be specific, orgasms are still good for me, but the prelude is kinda dull and seems to take way more time w/a condom-
 

flxnimprtmscl

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Hate them. I also agree that it's just kind of a pita sometimes. Oh well, no kids, no diseases. They've done that much for me at least.
 

Feldenak

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Originally posted by: isaacmacdonald
Originally posted by: Xiety
wtf? condom is not just for preventing pregnancy, it's also for you and your partner's safety... maybe you might not have any know diseases but you never know... never did or will without it.

that's too bad for you. seriously though, with all this technical innovation, how come the 'ol plastic bag is still the most common method of birth control? I think we need some serious research in this area.

To be specific, orgasms are still good for me, but the prelude is kinda dull and seems to take way more time w/a condom-

You're missing the point. It's not just birth control it's also disease prevention.
 

snik

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Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Ribbed for her pleasure.

And no, it doesn't bother me.

Moralpanic, somehow I doubt that. You're the guy that always comments on masturbation.
 

isaacmacdonald

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Originally posted by: Feldenak
Originally posted by: isaacmacdonald
Originally posted by: Xiety
wtf? condom is not just for preventing pregnancy, it's also for you and your partner's safety... maybe you might not have any know diseases but you never know... never did or will without it.

that's too bad for you. seriously though, with all this technical innovation, how come the 'ol plastic bag is still the most common method of birth control? I think we need some serious research in this area.

To be specific, orgasms are still good for me, but the prelude is kinda dull and seems to take way more time w/a condom-

You're missing the point. It's not just birth control it's also disease prevention.

ok let's be pedantic. yes I know it's for disease protection (thus the new aquaintance remark at the top of the thread). Still, plastic bags seem medeval to me-