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"Coming out" as atheist to parents..

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totalnoob

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This isn't me, but I thought it was lulzworthy the way the mom brings up Santa as a punishment.. It is such an appropriate representation of Christianity's "carrot and stick".. Be a good Christian and the good Santa in heaven will give you presents. Otherwise the bad Santa downstairs will come kick your ass. 😉

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gri0d8In5iE
 
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Stupid bitch. Islam just kills mofos that give up their religion, legally. Much more retention mechanism. I look as Islam as Christianity with force. It's really perfect religion if goal is propagation. Mo got it right.
 
This is the worst video ever. Thank god that dude isn't gay; they would have murdered him.

Also, this video perfectly explains why you should never say anything to your parents.
 
Zebo said:
Stupid bitch. Islam just kills mofos that give up their religion, legally. Much more retention mechanism. I look as Islam as Christianity with force. It's really perfect religion if goal is propagation. Mo got it right.
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Yep. Compare Muhammed, a general and a warrior, to Jesus, who was a pacifist and a vagrant. They respect strength and force.
 
ppatin said:
Yep. Compare Muhammed, a general and a warrior, to Jesus, who was a pacifist and a vagrant. They respect strength and force.
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Jesus was a fool. How can you get people to believe crazy stuff like men in the sky w/o force? Least when Catholic Church was still running things they made people conform. Now they are sissified (in more ways than one)
 
Zebo said:
Jesus was a fool. How can you get people to believe crazy stuff like men in the sky w/o force? Least when Catholic Church was still running things they made people conform. Now they are sissified (in more ways than one)
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my sister told my Christian parents that she didn't believe in God.

they were like, "ok, whatever. we don't really care."
 
Too bad that these people are fooled in thinking that christmas is a holiday about jesus...

The only thing it has in common is that it's named after the dude, but that's it.
 
I was confirmed, or got confirmed whatever, and I didn't believe in it at all at the time. I even had to pick a christian name. Chose Dominic because of Dominik Hasek lol.
 
Wow, what a compelling argument there.

"No Christmas??!??! No, not that! I'll change my mind! GOD DOES EXIST! Now give me presents."
 
Platypus said:
did they have the same reaction when you talked to them?
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I never came out to my parents... I spent the summer between sophomore and junior years of high school doing community service with my church in Appalachia. while I was away, my sister went into my room, broke into the locked box of floppies I had in my closet, and showed my parents my gay porn.

they never specifically said anything to me about it, but their coded reaction was basically "we love you and want you to be happy and we don't want to know about it."
 
loki8481 said:
I never came out to my parents... I spent the summer between sophomore and junior years of high school doing community service with my church in Appalachia. while I was away, my sister went into my room, broke into the locked box of floppies I had in my closet, and showed my parents my gay porn.

they never specifically said anything to me about it, but their coded reaction was basically "we love you and want you to be happy and we don't want to know about it."
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wow... that's a pretty ridiculous betrayal in a way.

At least they took it well.
 
Without getting into a religion discussion here, it should be pointed out that videolulz are not a good basis for accepting or rejecting a particular belief.
 
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