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[ABitTooSpicy]

Name - Saurabh
Age - 23
Grew up - New York City
Currently - Working in Boston
Field - IT (IBMer)

 

[Bryophyte]

My name is Serena, and I'm also a real female who is older than most of you (35, how the hell did that happen?). Anyway, I've been married for 10 years to someone I've known since I was a baby. We have 2 kids, an 8 yr old boy and a 4 yr old girl. Graduated from Oregon State University in 91 with a BS in Botany & Plant Pathology. Worked a few years in plant research for universities and USDA. Then the hubby decided to go back to college and we moved to another state with a newborn, and I couldn't find a job in research, so we ended up opening a computer sales/repair business to keep us going while he got his BSEE. Moved again to a new state with another newborn for him to go to grad school. He ended up stopping with MSEE, so I didn't get a chance to go to grad school. Moved again, this time back to Oregon. Now I'm home with the kids with a completely destroyed career trying to decide what the hell to do with the rest of my life career-wise. He's now a design engineer happily designing microprocessors.

 

[krunchykrome]

David, 21 years old....junior in college studying accoutning. I work as a waiter.

 

[GZDonner]

I'm Todd, Long time browser / reader of AT, first time poster. 23 years old, going to school here in Gunnison Colorado for Environmental Architecture. hopefully going to get some real work out here with all the ski resorts around

 

[biostud]

Originally posted by: Isla
The sociologist in me enjoys observing behaviors on message boards.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh THE EYE, THE EYYYYYEEEEE!!!!!!! IT BUUUUURRRRRRNS MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

 

[qaa541]

Hi, my name is Michael, 20 years old and a 4th year Information and Computer science major at UC Irvine. I currently reside in my hometown of Newport Beach, CA and commute to school. I work at a consulting firm doing IT work, but this is just for play money. My dream is to own a computer related business and make loads of bling bling to buy nice properties and sell them for more bling bling. My dream also includes living in my current modest family house with my girlfriend, except that my house is completely blinged out inside.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Anyway, I've been married for 10 years to someone I've known since I was a baby.

You married your dad?









:beer: :beer:

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Anyway, I've been married for 10 years to someone I've known since I was a baby.

You married your dad?









:beer: :beer:

Yeah, didn't say that I knew him from conception or birth. Good try, though.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Yeah, didn't say that I knew him from conception or birth. Good try, though.

Don't mind him. He burnt it in a fresh bowl of chicken noodle.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: alkemyst

:beer: :beer:

Yeah, didn't say that I knew him from conception or birth. Good try, though.

right over your head at the speed of sound....

wwwwwooooooooooooooooooosssssssshhhhhhhhhh

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Yeah, didn't say that I knew him from conception or birth. Good try, though.

Don't mind him. He burnt it in a fresh bowl of chicken noodle.

Damnit, why can't I eat a bowl of soup around here without that happening?

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Yeah, didn't say that I knew him from conception or birth. Good try, though.

Don't mind him. He burnt it in a fresh bowl of chicken noodle.

Damnit, why can't I eat a bowl of soup around here without that happening?

I can just imagine you sitting with your family, about to eat a bowl of soup and laughing uncontrollably. They look at you like you're insane and you try to explain why you're laughing...to no avail.

 

[Danman]

My name is Dan and I'm almost 19 years old. I go to University of Central Florida here in Orlando, Florida and I work part-time as a IT intern/network technician/bitch. Don't know what else to say.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Yeah, didn't say that I knew him from conception or birth. Good try, though.

Don't mind him. He burnt it in a fresh bowl of chicken noodle.

take some advice she's not going to dig you when she's mentioned being married 10 years.

Maybe if you play your 'cop' card a bit....chicks dig a guy in uniform...just not nerds in uniform.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Yeah, didn't say that I knew him from conception or birth. Good try, though.

Don't mind him. He burnt it in a fresh bowl of chicken noodle.

take some advice she's not going to dig you when she's mentioned being married 10 years.

Maybe if you play your 'cop' card a bit....chicks dig a guy in uniform...just not nerds in uniform.

So I can't discuss a running joke with somebody just because they're female?

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Yeah, didn't say that I knew him from conception or birth. Good try, though.

Don't mind him. He burnt it in a fresh bowl of chicken noodle.

take some advice she's not going to dig you when she's mentioned being married 10 years.

Maybe if you play your 'cop' card a bit....chicks dig a guy in uniform...just not nerds in uniform.

Well, there's the problem. Two people can't joke back and forth without some kind of underlying sexual intent. Thanks for pointing that out.

You're the self-described sex-addict, if I recall correctly. With all the comments you make about chicks digging you at the bars, I feel for your wife.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Well, there's the problem. Two people can't joke back and forth without some kind of underlying sexual intent. Thanks for pointing that out.

You're the self-described sex-addict, if I recall correctly. With all the comments you make about chicks digging you at the bars, I feel for your wife.

Well, actually he's right, Bry. I've been trying to fist you this whole time. I apologize.

*Adjusts pocket protector & ultra-thick glasses while eating donuts*

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Yeah, didn't say that I knew him from conception or birth. Good try, though.

Don't mind him. He burnt it in a fresh bowl of chicken noodle.

take some advice she's not going to dig you when she's mentioned being married 10 years.

Maybe if you play your 'cop' card a bit....chicks dig a guy in uniform...just not nerds in uniform.

So I can't discuss a running joke with somebody just because they're female?

no just because you are you.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Well, there's the problem. Two people can't joke back and forth without some kind of underlying sexual intent. Thanks for pointing that out.

You're the self-described sex-addict, if I recall correctly. With all the comments you make about chicks digging you at the bars, I feel for your wife.

Well, actually he's right, Bry. I've been trying to fist you this whole time. I apologize.

*Adjusts pocket protector & ultra-thick glasses while eating donuts*

*swoons*
Oh, baby, you know I can't resist the pocket protector.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
no just because you are you.

That's it, we're fighting after recess. I'll meet you under the monkey bars.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Well, there's the problem. Two people can't joke back and forth without some kind of underlying sexual intent. Thanks for pointing that out.

You're the self-described sex-addict, if I recall correctly. With all the comments you make about chicks digging you at the bars, I feel for your wife.

Hmmm let me see...yes I am...you bringing what I already brought up in an attempt to hurt my little feelings....tsk tsk.

She is ok with the girls, she comments with them. I would never cheat on her. If I find a need she cannot make I will talk to her about it. That is what MEN do. She is a great wife.

She knows my past and is friendly to some of my past women. She is Japanese though and understands, as I do, the women and men sort of like to screw.

Again here the thread goes with a passing joke I made.

rah team!

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Well, there's the problem. Two people can't joke back and forth without some kind of underlying sexual intent. Thanks for pointing that out.

You're the self-described sex-addict, if I recall correctly. With all the comments you make about chicks digging you at the bars, I feel for your wife.

Hmmm let me see...yes I am...you bringing what I already brought up in an attempt to hurt my little feelings....tsk tsk.

She is ok with the girls, she comments with them. I would never cheat on her. If I find a need she cannot make I will talk to her about it. That is what MEN do. She is a great wife.

She knows my past and is friendly to some of my past women. She is Japanese though and understands, as I do, the women and men sort of like to screw.

Again here the thread goes with a passing joke I made.

rah team!

Actually, I brought it up in an effort to put your comments in the proper light...trying to point out your mindset so that your comment made some sort of sense.

And I got your original joke, I just found it weak.

 

[Bryophyte]

Ok, enough of this thread hijack.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Ok, enough of this thread hijack.

Indeed.

 

[anno]

let's see if we can get it back.

I'm anno, I live outside columbia SC. 48yo, I'm a mother by profession. final project will be complete next june so then I'll be lookin' at another career change (ok, so not complete.. just entering off-site phase, I'm gonna need a career change to pay for it. or.. at least a job. ideally, a fun one). daughter, 20, fixin' to start her 3rd year of college, currently doing summer study in italy. son, 17, fixin' to embark on his final year of high school (senior pictures today.. how'd I get so old?). be married 25 years in october. degree in econ from va. tech but that was several lifetimes ago. used to work for the state (not this state) in unemployment, before the first kid came along.

anno