come on in and introduce yourself

[Mill]

My name is Evan, I'm 21 and I live with my dog Sienna(my GF and I parted ways recently). I just bought a house almost a year ago in Birmingham, AL. I go to the University of Alabama-Birmingham where I majoring in Criminal Justice. I'm still thinking of transferring to Business and using CJ as my minor. I work for a private company that manages Theme Parks, and I do IT for one of their 80 acre parks. We have about 60 client PCs, 4 servers, a cornucopia of printers and other nefarious devices. I'm responsible for maintaining the network, and pretty much any electronic device that is computer related(and the occasional call about bugs or rodents). My job is a love hate relationship. I'm a huge College Football fan, avid reader, weather fiend, and love to debate. That's it.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Mill
My name is Evan and I'm an alcoholic.

Fixed.

 

[johnjohn320]

Despite my deceptive username, I'm Scott. I'm 18, live in the Chicago 'burbs, just graduated high school and this fall will be attending Indiana University, double-majoring in piano performance/music education. I write run-on sentences from time to time

 

[nboy22]

Name: Brandon
Age: 16, will be 17 in ten days
Location: Idaho Falls, Idaho

Computers are a hobby, I like playing Battlefield: Vietnam, MOHAA, I'm jobless, but have high-hopes to get one within the next year. Planning on entering the Computer Graphics industry when I move into college.

 

[Raincity]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I run a string of full service Massage Parlors and operate a Meth Amphetamine Distrabution ring.

WTF, you said you were a cheese cutter for Kraft Foods in that other thread! Liar!

Thats just the cover I use to account for my smelly farts!

I thought you worked at Stinky's Pizza

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: Pathogen03
Bethesda/Rockville/Gaithersburg! woot!

w00t! hellz ya
and my aim is there for a reason. if i'm online, i'm bored, and you're welcome to scare/entertain me

 

[Grouchyoldguy]

Hi fellow ATOT'ers. I'm Dave, a 37 year old heavy equipment mechanic. I have been married 14 years to a wonderful girl named Erica. We have a 15 year old son named Philip. I'm not really
a grouch but I am cynical and sarcastic. I bought a house in Central CA. last year but I still work in the Bay Area and go home on the weekends. My main hobby is figuring out what makes things
tick. Doesn't matter what, computers, washing machines, whatever, I want to know how it works.


Edit: Originally from Midland, Michigan

 

[DrumminBoy]

My name is Ben, I'm 18 and I currently live in Burlington, Iowa. I just graduated hs, and I'll be attending community college about an hour from here in a little over a month. I played the drums in high school (hence the username) but dont play much anymore. I'm not currently working besides selling random things on ebay, and my interests are friends, cards, and drinking for the time being. Gotta love summer!

 

[Feldenak]

Well, let's see.

My name is Andrew, I am a 30 year old former Midwestern boy (Ohio) currently living in Auburn, AL. I attend Auburn Univ and am a senior in Business Admin (MIS) and will graduate next March with my BSBA. I am a manager at a data entry firm and currently live with my fiancee who I am marrying next March (yes, I plan on being quite busy March 2005). I don't really have time for hobbies anymore but I used to enjoy hanging out with my friends and grilling animal flesh.

 

[bolido2000]

My name is Philip and I am 25 years old. I was born in Taiwan, lived 18 years in Chile and now in Los Angeles for the past 6 years. Currently getting a Masters in EE from USC.

 

[Iron Woode]

Name: Randy
Age: 38
Location: London Ontario Canada

Single, no kids and never married.

I work at Mr Submarine part time and run a computer repair and upgrade business as well.

I am still dealing with the emotional trauma of the breakup with my ex GF from 12 years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I currently have no GF, so I am very lonely, but I have been meeting a number of decent women lately so I hope to be in a relationship soon. I will let everyone know when it happens, YAGT. LOL.

My only hobby is tinkering with cars.

 

[zugzoog]

Name: Jamie
Age: 34
Location: Melbourne, Australia.

I work as a Data Infrastucture consultant to one of the "big four " accounting firms. I have a 4 year old daughter and I am getting married in April (not to the mother of my daghter, that's another story).

I love cooking, culinary herb growing and squash, when winter is over I will get back into cycling to work.

 

[tec699]

Name: Benjamin
Age: 34- going to be 35 in September. People always tell me that I look much younger
Location: North Wildwood, NJ. 2 blocks from the beach and boardwalk.


I was working as a mail carrier in my late 20's. I literally hated my job and so I decided to quit and I went back to college when I was about 30 years old. I'm a special education major and I'm going to graduate this fall. I want to work in the elementary level because I love being around young children. I want to go back to college in a year or so to pursue my masters. In addition, I'll go back to my University so I can be reading certified. You never stop learning!

Also, I'll be taking over my parent?s cafe in a few years. I'll be a special education teacher/small business owner and I look forward to the challenge.

 

[Trey22]

Hola, mi nombre is Andre. Me gustan computadoras y mujeres con mamarias grandes. Tengo 29 anos de edad, estoy felizmente casado. Trabajo en soporte tecnico por los ultimos 6+ anos. Vivo en San Jose. Tengo dos pajaritos, cockatiels, que son como nuestros hijos. Realmente no quieres saber lo que manejo. Saludos a todos.

 

[booger711]

Originally posted by: Trey22
Hola, mi nombre is Andre. Me gustan computadoras y mujeres con mamarias grandes. Tengo 29 anos de edad, estoy felizmente casado. Trabajo en soporte tecnico por los ultimos 6+ anos. Vivo en San Jose. Tengo dos pajaritos, cockatiels, que son como nuestros hijos. Realmente no quieres saber lo que manejo. Saludos a todos.

Translation courtesy of altavista.com:

Hello, my name is Andre. I like mammary computers and women with great. I have 29 anuses of age, happily I am married. Work in tecnico support by ultimos 6+ anuses. Alive in San Jose. I have two pajaritos, cockatiels, that are like our children. You really do not want to know what handling. Greetings to all.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Name: Randy
Age: 38
Location: London Ontario Canada

Single, no kids and never married.

I work at Mr Submarine part time and run a computer repair and upgrade business as well.

I am still dealing with the emotional trauma of the breakup with my ex GF from 12 years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I currently have no GF, so I am very lonely, but I have been meeting a number of decent women lately so I hope to be in a relationship soon. I will let everyone know when it happens, YAGT. LOL.

My only hobby is tinkering with cars.

Wait... you broke up with her 12 years ago, or you dated her for 12 years?

 

[Chronoshock]

Hey, my name is Greg, I'm from Massachusetts. 18 years old and currently a student at MIT (go beavers =P) majoring in comp sc.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: booger711

Originally posted by: Trey22
Hola, mi nombre is Andre. Me gustan computadoras y mujeres con mamarias grandes. Tengo 29 anos de edad, estoy felizmente casado. Trabajo en soporte tecnico por los ultimos 6+ anos. Vivo en San Jose. Tengo dos pajaritos, cockatiels, que son como nuestros hijos. Realmente no quieres saber lo que manejo. Saludos a todos.

Translation courtesy of altavista.com:

Hello, my name is Andre. I like mammary computers and women with great. I have 29 anuses of age, happily I am married. Work in tecnico support by ultimos 6+ anuses. Alive in San Jose. I have two pajaritos, cockatiels, that are like our children. You really do not want to know what handling. Greetings to all.

Jeez, that's terrible. I don't even know Spanish, but I could figure out he likes computers and girls with big breasts (and really, who doesn't), he's 29 years old, and works technical support for the last 6 years.

 

[Trey22]

Originally posted by: booger711

Originally posted by: Trey22
Hola, mi nombre is Andre. Me gustan computadoras y mujeres con mamarias grandes. Tengo 29 anos de edad, estoy felizmente casado. Trabajo en soporte tecnico por los ultimos 6+ anos. Vivo en San Jose. Tengo dos pajaritos, cockatiels, que son como nuestros hijos. Realmente no quieres saber lo que manejo. Saludos a todos.

Translation courtesy of altavista.com:

Hello, my name is Andre. I like mammary computers and women with great. I have 29 anuses of age, happily I am married. Work in tecnico support by ultimos 6+ anuses. Alive in San Jose. I have two pajaritos, cockatiels, that are like our children. You really do not want to know what handling. Greetings to all.

Apparently, the translation leaves much to be desired. According to the translation, PC's have breasts, and I have 29 buttholes.

 

[LongCoolMother]

Originally posted by: Trey22

Originally posted by: booger711

Originally posted by: Trey22
Hola, mi nombre is Andre. Me gustan computadoras y mujeres con mamarias grandes. Tengo 29 anos de edad, estoy felizmente casado. Trabajo en soporte tecnico por los ultimos 6+ anos. Vivo en San Jose. Tengo dos pajaritos, cockatiels, que son como nuestros hijos. Realmente no quieres saber lo que manejo. Saludos a todos.

Translation courtesy of altavista.com:

Hello, my name is Andre. I like mammary computers and women with great. I have 29 anuses of age, happily I am married. Work in tecnico support by ultimos 6+ anuses. Alive in San Jose. I have two pajaritos, cockatiels, that are like our children. You really do not want to know what handling. Greetings to all.

Apparently, the translation leaves much to be desired. According to the translation, PC's have breasts, and I have 29 buttholes.

its because he left out a lot of accent marks and such, anos is anus in spanish, however, anos with the ~ over the n is years. same goes for Tu and tu with an accent and mannny other words.

in fact, coincidentally, yo vivo en san jose tambien.

 

[booger711]

i'm dan 19 i go to olin college of engineering in mass.

 

[IndoCrimeFamily]

THIS IS A SERIOUS INQUIRY, AND NO IM NOT IMPLYING ANYTHING BY ASKING IT, BUT DUDE, ARE YOU GAY? CUT PUPPIES N LONG WALKS!?

Originally posted by: vshah
hiya, name is Vivan (not Vivian)
18 year old male from Bethesda, Maryland. Just finished my first year at carnegie mellon. computers are a hobby, and i'm studying computer engineering, so hopefully they'll become a career.

i like cute puppies and long walks on the beach

-Vivan

 

[IndoCrimeFamily]

24, JOE

 

[Megadeth]

My name is Luke, I live in Michigan... Close to Detroit . I work for a local City government job as IT. I like playing guitar, recording music, golf and basketball.

 

[JoeKing]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.